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Veronica
Not feeling very well. Hope I'm not getting sick. I'm going to *will* myself well, with the power of my own stubbornness.
08:41 PM September 30, 2008
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garyvee
I will never shower again! I didnt shower right now and am off to watch the JETS, if we win, I can't Shower again! hmmmmm
08:41 AM September 28, 2008
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jonathancoulton
Just saw my image in the mirror: unshowered, flowery baby sling, underwear. Sorry ladies, this one's taken!
08:31 AM September 28, 2008
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fpsrose
OH: "MAD STREAKER!... Ooh Economist..."
11:42 AM September 16, 2008
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fpsrose
'Ooh, we have a guitarist!'
"No, we have a girl with a guitar; there's a difference"
'Well...I have sardines'
10:12 AM September 16, 2008
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hodgman
Large Hadron Collider went on line. Welcome to Earth 2. Let me recommend not going back to Earth 1. It is not there anymore.
07:55 AM September 10, 2008
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fpsrose
You so stupid, you tried to rotate a square on tetris! <-- Rich is a legend
03:42 PM September 06, 2008
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tikijohnny
MY GOD. Apple's "Time Machine" just brought 40 gigs and 10 years worth of photos back to life. Apple, I WILL NEVER SPEAK ILL OF YOU AGAIN!!
09:40 PM September 03, 2008
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tikijohnny
...and now they're back. Just like that! "The Cloud" darkened up and all my digits rained out. Aaah, so refreshing!
06:44 PM September 03, 2008
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tikijohnny
God damned MobileMe has deleted all my contacts AGAIN!! FOR THE THIRD TIME!! Christ Apple, figure this shit out already!!!
06:29 PM September 03, 2008
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Ihnatko
Letterman: "I want a President who has enough common sense to have had a 5-minute conversaton with their daughter about birth control."
08:50 PM September 02, 2008
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textism
Hm. It appears gopher:// is the sole internet protocol over which I didn’t offend somebody last night.
01:47 AM August 26, 2008
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tikijohnny
Ok seriously. I order a pair of Chucks from Zappos drunk on Sunday morning and they're at my office by 10:30am on MONDAY? I LOVE AMERICA!!
08:07 AM August 25, 2008
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textism
My homemade peach sorbet will fuck you like a volcano, not call the next day, and you'd still be all wow, I should go get a gift.
12:36 PM August 24, 2008
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hotdogsladies
marketing - n. - persuading people you don't know to buy things they don't need with money they don't have
12:17 PM August 24, 2008
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hotdogsladies
mission statement - n. - professionally-framed list of things that everyone agrees are far too important to do
09:03 AM August 24, 2008
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raygun01
"Legacy is better than currency." I like that.
09:22 AM August 14, 2008
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Veronica
@garyvee says "do what's in your DNA or it'll never happen." Best career advice, for sure. You can't force it! #nme
09:08 AM August 14, 2008
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hotdogsladies
I'd pay for `fsck -fy` but I'm glad I don't have to. Unrelated: single-user mode makes me look smarter and more into _The Matrix_ than I am.
03:16 PM August 13, 2008
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lonelysandwich
Is there a form of synesthesia that overlaps sense of smell and sense of humor? Something smells hilarious in here. It may be my Twitter.
01:54 PM August 13, 2008
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