PoppyBuxom
@dani3boyz Flock? Oh God, am I behind on this whole internet thing AGAIN?
| Hiding from the muthafugging BAT my brother spotted flying around my muthafugging HOUSE. |
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| @middleagedwoman You weren't smiling in the old one, either. I think of you as Twitter's very own Buster Keaton. |
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| Friend coming for drinks tonight. Brother and mother showing up tomorrow. Other friend wants to have Sunday lunch. Guess I'd better shower. |
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| My brains are bulging because I've eaten fish every day this week. Sodoku? Word Twirl? Easy airplane magazine crosswords? Bring. them. ON. |
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| Finished a plate of steamers and am now waiting for the swordfish to broil. At the rate I'm eating fish, I'll gain 10 IQ points. And lbs. |
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| I guess @herbadmother and I are not the only ones being sucked into FaceBook. I'm deep into Lil Green Patch. Re-landscaping, don't you know. |
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| @middleagedwoman A pool boy! Why didn't I think of that! He could bring me a pina colada and fix my eye makeup ... after he smudges it. |
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| @Kimberle Oh, GOD the ex-boyfriends going through their midlife crises. EW EW EW. Unless he says he's deliriously happy now, IGNORE HIM. |
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| Blogging about makeup for BlogHer. Because I'm deep. And I know what really matters. http://www.blogher.com/fall... |
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| @GraceD I'm just getting over a killer cold. I hope no one around here catches it. I was miserable and going through Kleenex like crack. |
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| That Stud Muffin I Married made panko-coated fried cod tonight for dinner. It was so good I wished it was fried WHALE. |
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| @justjenn Just kidding. I know I have no power over the internet. If I did, I wouldn't know what the phrase "Fail Whale" means. |
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| @justjenn Oh, I see. Start following me and then announce that you plan to quit the internet? Should I be taking this personally? |
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| @BarbieDahl If it's any consolation, the powder room my brother-in-law demolished last October is still demolished. No Xmas gift for him! |
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| Enough with the politics! What I really want to know is where did Arianna Huffington get her hair, and is there any left for the rest of us? |
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| "A summer cold is a different animal ... wooooo!" (FYI this is a commercial from the 1970s. Yes, before you were born. Point is, I'm sick.) |
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| @dani3boyz OK, found the html for making musical notes: http://snurl.com/3bpla Grapefeed » Music Notes in HTML [grapefeed_org] |
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| @dani3boyz Sorry! I stole them from my friend's Facebook wall. It's called cut and paste. |
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| @guykawasaki OMG are you actually talking me out of buying an iPhone? My credit cards say thank you. |
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