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harwellian
Its a boy! Nathan lee harwell, 6lbs 7ounces
03:08 AM July 21, 2008
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lonelysandwich
What's that? You need it, like, yesterday? Oh, in that case, I already did it for you some time tomorrow, Master of Contradicting Tenses.
02:59 PM April 30, 2008
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gruber
We should just make it official and name July 2 “Will Smith Movie Opens Day”.
04:11 PM April 24, 2008
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pocketrevolver
If I had to choose between Waffle House and injecting black tar heroine I'd probably just close my eyes and point.
09:57 AM April 04, 2008
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lyghtekeeper
Thot for the day: Some people are like Slinkies - aren't really good for anything but fun to watch when pushed down the stairs.
08:47 AM April 02, 2008
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hotdogsladies
People ask how I find the time to follow 134 people on Twitter. Short answer? I repurpose time I would have spent streaming video of myself.
08:24 AM April 02, 2008
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hotdogsladies
History won't record which "Dancing With The Stars" celebrity you cheered for. Still: knowing you held any strong preference is SO useful.
10:06 PM March 27, 2008
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hotdogsladies
My metric to watch? Faves-to-Following ratio. IMHO, that's where you find who's getting joy out of Twitter. Not just piling baseball cards.
09:00 AM March 26, 2008
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