patrickkeller
Cleaning out the garage. Whoopee!
| patrickkeller Danger! Death Ray... Bah ba-dah bah-dah-da! |
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| patrickkeller I can't seem to get Randy Newman's "Rednecks" out my head. |
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| patrickkeller Watching my wife try to brush the cats. Who needs sitcoms? |
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| patrickkeller @dcurtisj You sure it's not Ice Ice Baby? |
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| patrickkeller Thankyouthankyouthankyou, Mr. Chiropractor. I can move again! |
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| patrickkeller @stevensanders The robots have guns, but Lincoln has a sword. Otherwise it's unfair to the robots, as Lincoln was a crack shot. |
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| patrickkeller Heckling an infant. I've sunk to a new low. |
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| patrickkeller @henryleo Oh yeah? I just did the same thing. Not so hot now, are ya? |
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| patrickkeller How *does* your light shine in the halls of Shambala? I suspect it involves D-cell batteries. |
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| patrickkeller Guess who's got two thumbs and just pulled a muscle in his upper back. |
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| patrickkeller I'm getting decidedly less wacky by the moment. |
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| patrickkeller I'm getting less wacky by the moment. |
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| patrickkeller Feeling kind of weird. |
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| patrickkeller Holy crap. I just found a recording of the Metallica concert I was at in 1989... How surreal. |
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| patrickkeller Is it wrong to want to write a comic book about Evil Lincoln fighting robots with swords? |
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| patrickkeller @pgor Read the lyrics: "And when your looks are gone and you're alone/How many nights you sit beside the phone..." That's how I read it. |
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| patrickkeller @pgor Oddly enough, Leave It came on the radio on the drive back from Bend on Sunday. I'd forgotten how much I like that song. |
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| patrickkeller "Deal with it" is not a great management strategy if you want your employees to have healthy blood pressure. |
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| patrickkeller 25 years later, and I just realized that The Heat of the Moment is a dis on a former disco skank. |
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