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patrickkeller

Cleaning out the garage. Whoopee!

patrickkeller Danger! Death Ray... Bah ba-dah bah-dah-da!
patrickkeller I can't seem to get Randy Newman's "Rednecks" out my head.
patrickkeller Watching my wife try to brush the cats. Who needs sitcoms?
patrickkeller @dcurtisj You sure it's not Ice Ice Baby?
patrickkeller Thankyouthankyouthankyou, Mr. Chiropractor. I can move again!
patrickkeller @stevensanders The robots have guns, but Lincoln has a sword. Otherwise it's unfair to the robots, as Lincoln was a crack shot.
patrickkeller Heckling an infant. I've sunk to a new low.
patrickkeller @henryleo Oh yeah? I just did the same thing. Not so hot now, are ya?
patrickkeller How *does* your light shine in the halls of Shambala? I suspect it involves D-cell batteries.
patrickkeller Guess who's got two thumbs and just pulled a muscle in his upper back.
patrickkeller I'm getting decidedly less wacky by the moment.
patrickkeller I'm getting less wacky by the moment.
patrickkeller Feeling kind of weird.
patrickkeller Holy crap. I just found a recording of the Metallica concert I was at in 1989... How surreal.
patrickkeller Is it wrong to want to write a comic book about Evil Lincoln fighting robots with swords?
patrickkeller @pgor Read the lyrics: "And when your looks are gone and you're alone/How many nights you sit beside the phone..." That's how I read it.
patrickkeller @pgor Oddly enough, Leave It came on the radio on the drive back from Bend on Sunday. I'd forgotten how much I like that song.
patrickkeller "Deal with it" is not a great management strategy if you want your employees to have healthy blood pressure.
patrickkeller 25 years later, and I just realized that The Heat of the Moment is a dis on a former disco skank.