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AmyJane Saw that George Clooney may play the Lone Ranger with Johnny Depp as Tonto. Tonto and the Lone Ranger got it on, right? Jesus, I hope so. 5:12 PM Sep 27th from web

AmyJane We're talking about Palin. Jonas asks, "Can I say a bad word? Me: "Yes. Just once." Jonas: "She sucks." I let him say it twice. 7:04 AM Sep 27th from web

AmyJane The boy yelled "I love you, Mama!" across a crowded playground. I swooned. Then he yelled, "You kinda have a man voice!" 6:56 PM Sep 22nd from web

AmyJane Me: "You know that these schools require us to send this kid to a shrink, right?" John, looking at Jonas: "That's probably for the best." 1:43 PM Sep 8th from web

AmyJane Jonas's school application: "How many languages does the child speak?" Uh, one? And if we're being honest, not all that well. 1:11 PM Sep 8th from web

tracy1314 Why use 5 words when you can use 150? Ugh, clarity of communication seems to be dead. 9:37 AM Sep 2nd from twitterrific

sarahreese "technology is good. women are better." yep! 9:15 AM Jul 27th from twhirl

doshdosh Scrap that. I mean a 'word' not a 'woman'. You see.. I'm still having some word confusion. Its very odd, usually get it in the morning. 5:43 AM Jul 7th from Ping.fm

zeldman Yes, you can have a donut. But eat your cookies first. I want you to get some nutrition. 5:39 AM Jun 18th from Hahlo

zeldman The wonderful thing about marriage is that finally, after years of searching, you have someone you can blame for everything. 4:58 AM Jun 18th from twitterrific

ryancarson Loving the design of http://fiveruns.com 7:02 AM Jun 5th from twitterrific

bizzybee Stupid plumber. I didn't sit around waiting for a man to call when I was in high school. Why would I start now? 3:00 PM May 19th from web

rolfkleef ah, I can see how OpenSocial allows me to hook up to a hospital so my medical records can be automagically shared through FriendConnects! 2:57 PM May 19th from im

Malarkey You're meddling with powers you could not possibly comprehend. (a bit like Expression Engine ;)) 1:24 PM May 18th from Hahlo

peterc Decentralizing Twitter is like turning atheist in Alabama; technically easy, culturally difficult. 1:19 AM May 5th from web

AmyJane We've been married too long: I went into John's office to give him a package. I was topless (of course!). He squealed, "OOOOOOOH, JETPENS!" 9:04 AM May 2nd from web

RodBegbie Reading a resumé which misuses an apostrophe in the opening paragraph. Oh, they're off to a bad start already. 11:17 AM Apr 30th from twitterrific

Schilling Mail.app needs a button next to 'Junk' called: 'Another FWD from a family member'. It marks the content as spam and gives them a black dot. 2:56 AM Apr 22nd from twitterrific

teleject disliking being told "for faster support" to check out their Web site while on hold. If your site wasn't so full of fail, I'd do that. kthx 8:00 AM Apr 14th from web

Pistachio Twitter feature that would ROCK. Ability to permalink to a day/place in time in your Tweetstream. Not just 1 tweet, but a page of tweets. 1:08 PM Apr 6th from web

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