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samanthaurban
Loving the Election 2008 bar: Brady Quinn, Michelle Obama, and Foo Fighters? Sounds like one heck of a party.
09:53 AM October 09, 2008
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davetong
Foo Fighters. Heart. Van Halen. Who else is McCain going to piss off? I'm sure Beck won't mind if he uses Loser. Or maybe Radiohead's Creep.
05:48 PM October 08, 2008
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lauriewrites
McCain is reminding me of Eric Cartman at the moment. "My friends, I AM SERIOUSLY PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW."
11:41 AM October 08, 2008
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nick
"Know who always brings paper plates to the picnic, or maybe a bag of nachos when I spent the whole day on this casserole?" #that_one
12:31 AM October 08, 2008
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LuxSaturnine
My friends my friends my friends my friends my friends. I'm John McCain, and I approved this message. My friends.
12:07 AM October 08, 2008
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nick
"I'll rest on my record. Or on a couch. Really on anything you've got, I get the after-dinner sleeps around 4 o'clock."
07:34 PM October 07, 2008
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nick
McCain's plan to keep the Russians from claiming the North Pole again: If you make him president, there won't BE any North Pole.
07:22 PM October 07, 2008
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hodgman
@dcm Everything I know about chess I learned from Murray Head. I get my kicks below the waistline, sunshine.
07:22 PM October 07, 2008
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nick
Understand that when he talked about his Vietnam friend, it means he said "my friend" to a hobo.
07:19 PM October 07, 2008
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nick
"I was joking with an old veteran friend. And his roomful of audience friends."
07:16 PM October 07, 2008
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nick
"We'll do whatever we can to prevent genocide, even if it means committing a little more of it."
07:07 PM October 07, 2008
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nick
"That one." "Which one?" "You know, the gentleman with the...hair..." "The black one?" "Sigh. Yes. The black one."
06:49 PM October 07, 2008
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nick
McCain just backed up. Obama can use the Force WHILE TALKING TO THE NATION.
06:40 PM October 07, 2008
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nick
My friend Kevin: "This is their second debate so, by the rules of Shipoopi, they will kiss next week."
06:31 PM October 07, 2008
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nick
"A spending freeze. My solution for fixing the government is to break it for a little while."
06:30 PM October 07, 2008
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nick
Just under the surface of his face, Obama's condescension muscles are twitching.
06:19 PM October 07, 2008
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radiosweetheart
Okay, seriously.... "I bet you've never heard of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac." We have. We have the internet. It makes us smart. jerk.
06:13 PM October 07, 2008
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nick
Hey, it's that anchor guy from the old people news!
06:01 PM October 07, 2008
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DougMeacham
at the light behind a genuine idiot. Proof in his bumperstickers: "I <3 Waterboarding" & "10 out of 10 Terrorists vote Democratic"
12:34 PM October 04, 2008
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