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aedison
(Apologies for the grammatical error in my last tweet. @clapifyoulikeme - I *know* that's why you didn't fav it.)
08:55 AM October 10, 2008
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lonelysandwich
Dear neighbor who never says hi back to me: I'm sorry I taunted your cat or raised your taxes or cancelled 'Cheers' or whatever.
06:30 PM October 09, 2008
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lonelysandwich
I wish the inspiration to create didn't rely so heavily on the feedback loop. But it does, am I right, guys? OH GOD TELL ME HOW RIGHT I AM.
11:15 AM October 08, 2008
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rstevens
"That one" vs. "Me. The great debate.
06:49 PM October 07, 2008
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CcSteff
I think the word 'cocksucker' lost me 3 followers today. Of all the inane, offensive, uninteresting shit I say... cocksuckers? Really?
03:21 PM October 07, 2008
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AinsleyofAttack
Online personal ads: because nothing says "I am a cunnilingus piranha" quite like listing World of Warcraft as a personality trait.
02:49 PM October 07, 2008
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textism
Going to bed as yet without a Nobel Prize. Fuck you you PALE SWEDISH BASTARDS.
01:13 PM October 07, 2008
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tj
#WOA While we were talking about manual-transmission cars, lesbian minister said "I can't do stick".
I VERY NEARLY DIED OF SELF-RESTRAINT.
10:50 AM October 07, 2008
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nevenmrgan
"Attack ads flying in both directions. Palin says Obama "pals around with terrorists", Obama says McCain is "out of touch." Same thing, yeah
05:31 PM October 06, 2008
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lonelysandwich
I'm going to be a TSA agent for Halloween - I'll confiscate peoples' candy and make them miserable because I have a badge, that's why.
04:05 PM October 04, 2008
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awryone
My daughter wanted McCain to win because he looks like her Grandpa.
Until I told her that he killed our dog.
She's still crying.
Obama '08.
09:18 AM October 03, 2008
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aedison
Barack Obama wants a world where no-one 'sees' color. It's a nice pipe-dream, but unworkable - we have an Air Force to staff.
09:00 AM October 03, 2008
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zeldman
Up since 4:00 AM, working since 5:00. For me it is a three meeting day. For my daughter it's an ice cream day.
03:00 AM October 03, 2008
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AinsleyofAttack
TIME and Maxim came in the mail. They make me want to shove my savings in my mattress, then pull out a roll of nickels to masturbate with.
11:42 PM October 02, 2008
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aedison
I've been reading the OLPC specs. Turns out there are starving children with better laptops than me.
11:00 AM October 02, 2008
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emilybrianna
As my heels slid across the slippery tiles, and my open bag of m&ms flew from my hand, I thought, "People on the Internet think I'm funny."
10:31 AM October 02, 2008
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tj
Mile 343: "Kodacrome" comes on my iPod.
Mile 343.25: I realize I forgot my camera at home.
08:31 AM October 02, 2008
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EffingBoring
To all my tweeps who are feeling lonely, unfufilled, unloved, and fear that they're unlovable, remember: _Dick Cheney_ has a wife and kids.
07:21 AM October 02, 2008
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lonelysandwich
Okay, here's one: Why did "@interface JohnMcCain:" fall behind in the polls? Because he had no class. Wait, I think I fucked it up.
10:07 PM October 01, 2008
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