mrsbadmouth
@joannalovesyou I can't wait for the grunge revival! It was a very snuggly time in fashion.
| @thesheriffswife Call me and tell me about it later! Not now, i'm covered in dogs and my phone is who knows where as usual. |
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| I get to turn the air conditioning off today! Tomorrow i'ts back up into the 80's, so i'm enjoying it while I can. |
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| God dammit, I don't want new facebook to be the only facebook! Quit trying to change me! |
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| Wondering why I don'tt own more movies with NPH in them. |
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| Why the hell is my tofu dry, sour, and with a weird texture when it's not even close to expired? |
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| Fighting with people in the vegetarian community on lj, must be that time of the month. |
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| For a good time, call @FakeSarahPalin. |
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| Watching Carrie, wishing my fucking hair would grow or I could afford extensions. Oh, and that I could kill people with my mind. |
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| Watching Sarah Palin trot out her show ponies. I mean, children. |
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| Even though I haven't seen seasons two and three at all, I think i'm going to watch the Bones premiere for the hell of it. |
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| I just woke up from a two hour nap and I am still. So. Tired. |
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| Weirdest spam comment ever: First time I got it from an angry uterus. I have on occasion, however, got in dutch with an angry cunt! |
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| Anddddddddddddd ded. |
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| Main house area has been bleached. Going to wash everyone (including me) with tea tree oil infused shampoo and then eat and then die. |
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| There's a walking stick in my house! |
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| @bonniegrrl Are your vegan taquitos made from real vegans? |
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| Thinking of the lady in California who takes care of over a thousand cats at her sanctuary. There. This could be worse. |
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| I have no clue where to start. Bleach the carpets? Wash the dogs? Wash the carpets, bleach the dogs? |
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| Oh for fucks sake. The dogs have ringworm. |
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