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Holy crap - just last night I busted open this beer and twittered it. I AM A TRENDSETTER. http://bit.ly/10KKb
@arwenh Damn you. Was going for a light lunch but saag sounds good. And as someone who has a meeting with you later - damn you for garlic.
I'm sleepy. Too sleepy to get out of my chair and get my evening ablutions done and get in bed.
Popping open a post-workout Dogfish Head Palo Santo Marron: http://tinyurl.com/5p7aov 12% abv. Something this big shouldn't be this smooth.
@celerysword So did we get an official ruling on the birthday issue?
@gimpbully Uh, is there actually a difference between love and gin?? I see them as pretty interchangeable.
@gimpbully Love baby, pure unadulturated love. ... That's the kind of answer you're going for right?
I fixed my ARD problem. I still haven't done my chores from the weekend, but who cares? I'm a gangsta.
@Smiff Is really just coincidence that you're posting about "meh" and Chuck Mangione at the same time?
Gr. Somehow the power outage this weekend broke my ability to remote desktop into my home mac. WTF? Something obscure get reset?
@Smiff @info_monger I played with a Spyro Gyra when I was a kid! Right? Rh
@celerysword Although if it IS your birthday we totally should have a party in the little eating area in a Vons. All the supplies are there!
@celerysword OK, I'm gonna come right out and say that I'm totally confused about the birthday situation at this point. I blame @declan.
@celerysword It's your birthday? Cool - what did you get me? ...never get tired of that joke.
@korym Really should have done it before political season, given the leanings of some people (FAMILY) who aren't on twitter but are on FB.
@mcdonald Are you at a circus performer's conference or something?
Finally de-coupled twitter posts from facebook. A weight is lifted. /me rips off clothes, skips down the street singing loudly. I'M FREE!!!1
@celerysword /me shrieking: WHEN A MAAANN LOVES A WOMAANN. I celebrate his entire catalog.
@bmljenny Totally. I think there's also a poorly disguised condescending smirk in there also.
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