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Ten years ago, I didn't own a computer. How did I ever get Christmas shopping finished?
Pimpin' ain't easy. http://tinyurl.com/6orqqu
It's cold. There's snow. Hate it.
@Kimmylyn Aw! Hope he's better soon! Kids are pathetic when they're sick. Not as pathetic as husbands though.
@NBCSquire Oh...uh...no. But, we TOTALLY keep the dog on a leash now!
@NBCSquire Just saw the "fish" family on the news, they're our neighbors. Our dog once tried to dig their pond apart. Don't tell Jym.
@BusyDad Not so much millions, but Adsense will pay you a $1.75.
@BusyDad Dude, no play? Really? Save it for some people who don't know you better.
@MarinkaNYC Yes, and a muzzle.
Spent two hours on-line searching for coat my stepmom wants for Christmas. It doesn't exist. Ready to poke out my eyeballs w/ keyboard.
@jennyitup I hope that sweet, little girl had a happy birthday!
I am so tired that I think it's possible my eyeballs are going to fall out. Which would kinda suck.
@thiswomanswork Really, there's nothing but change around here! I'm going to tell her my tooth fairy from 1979 showed up.
@mrlady My daughter lost a tooth today and the tooth fairy is broke.
Fresh blog. Because it's Saturday night and I have no life. http://tinyurl.com/6pmrj8
@bhockeyjesus Dudes get credit for just buying presents. You don't have to wrap them.
My house was damn near spotless yesterday morning. Now? Two kids have turned it into tornadoville.
Kids slept in until 8:15. Ahhhh.
Ack! I just looked down and remembered I only painted one fingernail! I never finished! Hi, I'm a wino.
@BusyDad Cheers! Though last time I drank while on Twitter, you aged me by mentioning the McDLT.
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