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TeamMombo I always receive emails that end with "Sent from my iphone" which has inspired me to change my signature to say "Not sent from my iphone" 4:07 PM Sep 17th from web

Neilochka I don't see why a pregnant woman can't be president. She's the president, not a trapeze artist. 1:01 PM Sep 1st from web

pegva Hey @korym, there's a guy in my class who just bought a Segway! Taking a MC class, WTF? 7:09 AM Aug 30th from Twinkle

mrsflinger Nothing, I mean nothing, says Friday night like listening to your toddler squat out a poop in the corner. 5:57 PM Aug 29th from web

JessicaKnows @mommastantrum they took footage of me making a commercial for your aprons - an example of how I use the flip for other than wal-mart 11:47 AM Aug 28th from TweetDeck in reply to mommastantrum

followthatdog Got email that promises to "cure your sexlife problems". Cool, are they going to babysit? 4:48 PM Aug 11th from web

temptingmama I'm sorry I cunt hear you, dick you say something? I have an ear infuckion. 8:25 PM Aug 7th from web

herbadmother Twatter: What's In *Your* Wallet? 8:14 PM Aug 7th from web

missbanshee Twatter: Innerwebz 4 Wimmins 8:11 PM Aug 7th from web

herbadmother oh, hai, you gots some monneez for mah love wallet? 8:10 PM Aug 7th from web

DoubleAgentGirl Buddy, eh, it's about not aboot... argh. 8:35 AM Aug 6th from web

tenthmuse makin' sweet love with my man, Juan Valdez. 7:53 AM Aug 6th from web

mrsflinger @sugarmommy We call Starbucks church here. So, um, totally! 8:58 AM Aug 3rd from web in reply to sugarmommy

BackpackingDad @sendchocolate people who can't tell the difference between "Cancer sucks" and "people with cancer suck" aren't worth your time. Same thing. 5:32 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to sendchocolate

sendchocolate @mommastantrum yes, with supplements. They use Andy Cutler's protocol http://tinyurl.com/eo9ew 11:07 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to mommastantrum

sendchocolate @mommastantrum "Don't bother momma, she's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight!" 5:41 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to mommastantrum

followthatdog "I'm never going to be happy if you don't take me to Target!" says 4 year old. I understand completely. 8:39 AM Jun 30th from web

kirida SHE: I don't want a boob job. I don't want anything foreign in my body. ME: I do. Javier Bardem. 12:37 PM Jun 20th from web

TheBloggess Help me, twitter: I need to find a PC word to replace "retarded". "Daft" has too few syllables & "ridonculous" sounds kinda...ridonculous. 7:54 PM Jun 19th from web

mommastantrum Holy Crap my mom isn't going to be twitting any time soon! http://tinyurl.com/6jm5u2 5:19 PM Jun 12th from web

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