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Brian Sargent
LookyDaddy Oh hai, laundry!
hoosiergirl
hoosiergirl I'd tell my ex to go fly a kite, but he has problems keeping things up.
The Jester
tj Beating a 6 year old at Clone Wars on the Wii would be an empty victory. To a normal person.
Rachel
EffingBoring Aw man, please come back, tiny garbage can.
Rachel
EffingBoring PUPPIES HOW CAN I MONETIZE YOU
phillygirl
phillygirl My Dearest Twitter- Look,I'm from Philly & I have OCD. Do you know what that means? It means BRING BACK OUR DAMN DM TRASHCANS BEFORE I RIOT!
Rachel
EffingBoring Dear Life's Too Short: Life's Too Expensive.
Remiel
Remiel Great job voting down gay love, California. Next, see if you can change the flavor of strawberries by executive fiat.
Rachel
EffingBoring MOM DAD WAKE UP ITS ELECTION DAY
Scott Simpson
scottsimpson Every night at 7:30 my son poops. At 7:35 we gather 'round the bowl and rate it for Cut, Color, Clarity, and Carat.
Stephanie
CcSteff Every time you use the word "supposably" I kick a kitten through a fan.
Stephanie
CcSteff Every day I swear it will be different. And every morning I arrive at work wearing clothes still wet with Downy Wrinkle-Release.
Michele Catalano
abigvictory It's time to crush a handful of Excedrin PM and snort that shit like I sucked dick for it.
Stephanie
CcSteff He included IT as part of improved healthcare. He fucking *gets* it.
John Dickerson
jdickerson Ever entered an elevator in which someone has just thrown up? Bracing!
Remiel
Remiel McCain: Obama sux. Obama: Nuh uh. McCain: Yeah huh. Obama: Nuh uh. Joe the Plumber: I'll give you $5,000 for your unborn fetus. Aliens: lol.
Erin Kotecki Vest
QueenofSpain Ok. blood pressure going up. Mccain is pissing me off on 'health of the mother' ...ITS NOT YOUR PLACE TO SAY Mr. GOVERNMENT MAN
Jim Ray
jimray $5,000, John? I spend more than that on accupuncture for my cat in a year. #liberal_elite
Remiel
Remiel FUCK. JOE. IN HIS EXPOSED. CRACK.
Shelly Doyle-Shuey
thatgirlblogs If "reformer" and "twat" are the same word, then I agree! #debate