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Unfortunately / We share bathroom with our son / The Urinator
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Kids: We want sibling! / Me: Great! Go to bed early. / Kids: Ha, ha. Nice try
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Pregnancy has its / perks. Like hearing strangers' views / on circumcision
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Momku shows her tits / At BlogHer. w00t! Baby will / Be attached, but still
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Son stuck paper clip / In outlet "just 'cause." And they / Wonder why I drink
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Someday I'll avenge / You, Turkish kilim. Makers / Of Gogurt beware
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In kiddie pool with / The baby, enjoying free / Urine pedicure
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Bikini shopping / With my thirteen-year-old. Oh, / the humanity
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Oh there never was / A virus more aptly named / Than you, Coxsackie
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Well hello, Stinkeye / Guessing you'd prefer I don / Breastfeeding burka?
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Pregnant with triplets / Hoping uterus designed / To scale vertically
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Keep forgetting we / Moved to the suburbs. Must stop / Flipping people off
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Philo T. Farnsworth / Were you alive today I / Would kiss you. With tongue.
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Can Mother's Day make / Up for cleaning puke out of / A carseat? We'll see.
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When Obama wins / Then you will get your cookie / So please stop asking
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Crucial milestone / Reached: Child can now fetch beer / from fridge on command
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Neighbor putting up / fence. Classic case of Not In/ My Backyardigans
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I called Oakland A's / "The Yankees' farm team." Husband / Suing for divorce
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Parenthood: You will / Never regret it. For more / Than fifteen minutes
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What doesn't kill you / Will make you eat an ancient / Bag of chocolate chips
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