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Wondering if paying for a sperm donor is cheaper than the therapist required to endure relationships.
8:31 PM Nov 9th from web
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Last night, had looney tunes patient. The good news? Got to brush up my restraint-applying skills. And I wasn't even on a date.
7:47 PM Nov 5th from web
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Working on a neuro floor is interesting- sometimes people have something wrong with their actual brain, and sometimes they're just nutters.
7:46 PM Nov 5th from web
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Politicians say, the most important thing is that you vote, not who for. Fuck that. Vote for Obama or you're a huge douche bag.
9:31 PM Nov 3rd from web
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I was feeling calm today, despite being in Target, until I heard they were playing Christmas music. What the eff.
7:53 PM Oct 31st from web
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I am a health food freak. I adore kale and tofu and barley. Yet I have a dirty little secret- tv dinner mac & cheese. Oh the shame.
7:23 PM Oct 21st from web
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Find myself addicted to using ! in my emails. The result is everything I write sounds like it's been done by a cheerleader.
5:00 PM Oct 20th from web
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Started getting txt msg spam from the same number, 15 times a day. So I spent 45 minutes signing them up for every update I could find. Ha!
3:13 PM Oct 16th from web
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Why do most doctors ask me what orders I'd like them to write? I have no idea!! How about: if I tell you, you switch me paychecks.
8:19 PM Oct 13th from web
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I'm now back to just being jealous of my mom who is vacationing in Mexico. The hurricane turned into brisk wind and hot tubbing.
9:52 PM Oct 11th from web
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Worrying a bit about my mom and aunt who are unlucky enough to be in Cabo San Lucas just in time for hurricane Norbert.
11:43 AM Oct 11th from web
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Wonders, if oxygen is always a standing order at hospitals, why isn't Ativan? At the very least, for the nurses.
9:06 PM Oct 9th from web
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I'm still post-school transitioning. I've started mopping my floor more than once a week. I gotta find a hobby before I drive myself crazy.
8:17 PM Oct 7th from web
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