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@sye Add whips and chains and I bet they'll go away.
@cyntheticdesign I had dreams all last night about curling. Oh my delivery was so smooth. *sigh*
Wondering if paying for a sperm donor is cheaper than the therapist required to endure relationships.
Last night, had looney tunes patient. The good news? Got to brush up my restraint-applying skills. And I wasn't even on a date.
Working on a neuro floor is interesting- sometimes people have something wrong with their actual brain, and sometimes they're just nutters.
Politicians say, the most important thing is that you vote, not who for. Fuck that. Vote for Obama or you're a huge douche bag.
@tfitch It works! It works!!! Hooray!!!
@cyntheticdesign NOW you are officially a curler!!
@sye Which still makes her much smarter and probably more educated than all the McCain voters.
I was feeling calm today, despite being in Target, until I heard they were playing Christmas music. What the eff.
@sye But is that really very much pepsi?
@sye DOH! Bacon cheeseburgers at that.
I am a health food freak. I adore kale and tofu and barley. Yet I have a dirty little secret- tv dinner mac & cheese. Oh the shame.
Find myself addicted to using ! in my emails. The result is everything I write sounds like it's been done by a cheerleader.
Started getting txt msg spam from the same number, 15 times a day. So I spent 45 minutes signing them up for every update I could find. Ha!
Why do most doctors ask me what orders I'd like them to write? I have no idea!! How about: if I tell you, you switch me paychecks.
I'm now back to just being jealous of my mom who is vacationing in Mexico. The hurricane turned into brisk wind and hot tubbing.
Worrying a bit about my mom and aunt who are unlucky enough to be in Cabo San Lucas just in time for hurricane Norbert.
Wonders, if oxygen is always a standing order at hospitals, why isn't Ativan? At the very least, for the nurses.
I'm still post-school transitioning. I've started mopping my floor more than once a week. I gotta find a hobby before I drive myself crazy.
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