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May have been sexually harassed at a mall kiosk today. However, was told unprovoked that I look extremely Irish. Negated?
ULTA HAS ADDED BENEFIT TO THEIR SELECTION, MY LIFE IS WHOLE.
Move over, literal dancing--there's a new awesome in town, featuring "Take on Me." http://tinyurl.com/4ybadz AMAZING
Just finished a can of Pringles in under 24 hours. Ladies and gentlemen: herself.
I just thought of Homestar Runner. Remember Trogdor? And how I actually spent time playing and beating that game? Totes worth it!
I am so bored that I just downloaded and watched "Kath & Kim." Surprisingly funnier than it looks, but still not very funny.
been wandering Dublin streets for 3 hours. Cool and sunny, great croissant, scary crosswalks.
sobbing the night before my flight. Already convinced I'm going to fail.
Aw, cute episode of the office. I kind of like when the show doesn't throw me into a total emotional fuckfest.
I thought I killed a daddy long leg, but when I looked back 5 mins. later, it was gone... AND CRAWLING UP ME AGAIN!8-LEGGED FREAKS!!!!!
The whole Internet is excied about Fleet Foxes but me. But then again, I've listened to that awful CD on loop everyday for 3 months.
HOW'S MY DAY SO FAR? IT'S DROP-YOUR-NEW-GLASSES-IN-A-URINE-FILLED-TOILET-TERRIFIC!
Dammit, a cold! Sleeves completely covered in snot.
Dirty little secret: I have NEVER been able to keep "capital" and "capitol" straight.
Daily expenses: giftcard used at Michael's, $5 lunch at work, $54 at Sephora.
Daily expenses: $15 at Target for pens and paper, $4 for cocoa and bagel at work.
Daily expenses: $20 on meds, $15 at Staples. Deposited $150 worth of tips.
Good grief, am I the only person that HATES "Sweet Home Alabama"? On the radio wayyyy too much.
Phone: "Mr. or Mrs. Griffin?" Me: "Sorry, they're not available right now." Phone: "This is a courtesy call. *click*" Really??