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danpatterson
Welcome, new PR Industry followers, to my terrible den of awesome things - Twitter kindly, and you shall find me a loving god!
about 19 hours ago from web
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fireland
What did I say. I said NO a-knockin while the Geo Metro's a-rockin. I was very clear on this point. Now your mom is mad and distant. Thanks.
9:55 AM yesterday from web
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hotdogsladies
Improving my writing habits is purely selfish; until I get better at this, I don't get to pick my own reasons for self-loathing.
3:48 PM Nov 16th from web
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hotdogsladies
If I were half as smart as Malcolm Gladwell, I'd already have statistics and a clever name for my theory that he's mostly full of shit.
2:37 PM Nov 16th from web
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hotdogsladies
If you listen closely while two men argue about software, you can often hear their chances of getting laid softly weeping.
10:29 AM Nov 16th from web
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hotdogsladies
Pretty sure I lost some followers with that anti-Flash remark; I'll know more once their displeasure is done loading. [...10%...11%....]
1:07 PM Nov 14th from web
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hotdogsladies
Any company that hires an "Evangelist" should also bring on a "Ruthlessly Honest Dick." Just to keep the first guy from making shit up.
11:26 AM Nov 12th from web
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hotdogsladies
Rummaging through a giant purse,
Prospective Nanny announces,
"Hm. I usually have a puppet in here..."
[beat]
Me: "Thanks. We're done here."
12:56 PM Oct 15th from web
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warrenellis
It has come to my attention that, in my life, I have not strangled enough women and thrown them in ponds. I shall attend to this forthwith.
4:57 PM Sep 11th from web
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hotdogsladies
Media outlets think Web 2.0 means "idiots do half-assed shit for free, and we wrap cheap ads around it." Trouble is, the idiots agree.
8:56 AM Aug 27th from web
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