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dmoren
Finally bit the bullet and got a reusable grocery bag at Whole Foods. Then I drove around the block a few times to even things out.
06:20 PM June 30, 2008
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hotdogsladies
"Dress for the job you *want*" suggests a lot of ladies aspire to be unsuccessful sex workers.
11:55 AM June 30, 2008
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hotdogsladies
A balls-out awesome day like the one I enjoyed today underscores why the word "friend" should never be corrupted into an AJAX button.
12:15 AM June 21, 2008
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hotdogsladies
MS Word launches with the urgency of a farting pensioner who doesn't particularly care whether he makes it to the bathroom in time.
01:41 PM June 19, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Pray, do not play games with me, Airport Bar Lady; clearly I AM -- on sight -- a man who would prefer the double for only two dollars more.
11:12 AM May 15, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Sometimes when I talk to a Windows person about using a Mac, I feel like I'm explaining Van Halen to a horse.
01:58 PM May 12, 2008
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gruber
Went for a run. Left foot felt funny the whole time. Ends up I had one of those new Smart cars wedged in the shoe tread. Sorry!
06:58 PM May 01, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Yes, friends. I just wanted to print a Word document but four (4) Office applications launched. It isn't a word processor; it's a lifestyle.
06:18 AM April 02, 2008
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ev
I hate when I hit send before finishing typing my name, and my messages goes out signed by "Eva"
10:56 AM March 20, 2008
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MikeTRose
@mlanger I believe you've just defined Langer's Principle. "The obvious error will not be visible until it's public."
08:08 AM March 06, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Starting a blog solely to make money is like learning ventriloquism to meet girls.
04:07 PM January 26, 2008
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