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Marina Martin
MarinaMartin Obviously if you want to beat Yoda you need to *cut his strings*
Kari Edwards
kariedwards For a family anchored by a doctor & a lawyer the Huxtables sure do spend a lot of time *just cuddling* in bed & wearing ridiculous sweaters.
Nevan
nevaneva Google Mobile app loves porn searches: Right first time "sexy babes in lingerie"
Stephanie Agresta
StephAgresta this talk of republican soul searching. I don't buy it. What's to search?
Lisa Dilg
pprlisa Motrin, Motrin, Motrin, Motrin, Motrin....OH YEAH - in other news - Our economy sux and everyone is afraid they are gonna lose their house
Jesse Thorn
youngamerican The best joke in TSOYA history was when our old-timey presidential candidate pledged to "Put Otto Von Bismarck outta von business!"
Ben Compton
bcompton @Kalli The only thing sadder than being Sarah Palin for Halloween is being the admin of a flickr group called "Sarah Palin on Halloween".
rachelsklar
rachelsklar You know what's a funny typo? "Senate Bonking Committee."
Avery Edison
aedison Dear Internet: 'conscious' means awake. 'conscience' is Jiminy Cricket. People I respect get this wrong *all the time*. It hurts my brian.
Joe Cascio
JoeCascio @pprlisa Pssst... want a link to some bacon porn?
joe schmidt
joeschmidt ... MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. Ahh, finished. 50,000 words. Lloyd, I need a drink. #ShinoWriMo
Colin
Ck @misc Drudge embarrasses himself more than that drag queen whose balls fell out last year at Drag Ball. But Drudge does it every day.
Harris
lapilofu BARACK OBAMA, FOR THE LOVE OF THIS COUNTRY, FIX YOUR ANTI-ALIASING.
kristinhersh
kristinhersh god help me, i'm going to lyric sites to learn my own songs...i doubt i ever wrote a song called "downtown" though...that was connie francis
Ben Kunz
benkunz Last night Alaskans voted for Ted Stevens. If elected he'll build them all a new deck.
andrea kremer
andreakremer 2yo: "I win! You win too!" me: "I do? What do I win?" 2yo: "BARACKOBAMA!"
Graham English
grahamenglish Tell you what, Barack Obama's voice is an aphrodisiac. There's a whole lot of boning going on tonight. Yes we can.
kara
FanEffingTastic Commercials on the election night are like stopping in the middle of dirty angry sex to answer your phone. STOP IT.
Rod Knowlton
toldorknown I sure hope The Todd didn't unpack all of his banana hammocks already.
Jon Deal
zuhl I, for one, welcome our new fist bumping, whitey-hating, terrorist palling around, socialist Overlords.

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