Do I want to go to the work Christmas party? Ummm. I think I'm removing my fingernails with pliers that night, otherwise, you know...
about 8 hours ago from web
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Reminding myself why I normally do my weekly shop much earlier than this...
3:55 AM Nov 14th from txt
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It's an unfortunate auditor that pronounces the word 'sheet' as 'shit'.
7:35 AM Nov 13th from web
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Hmmm. I don't think my boss was as interested the actual opinons he received from me, as he was by what he thought they should be.
4:56 AM Nov 13th from web
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My suggestion that, if they really need proof, next time I'm ill I'll return to work with a bucket of my own vomit, did not go down well.
2:13 AM Nov 13th from web
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