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— Evan Longoria should win AL MVP. He won't, but he should.
-- Cool As Ice is for serious on HBO.
— Ties are for sissies and All-Star games.
— Whoa, when did the Boskov's parade become the IKEA parade?
— Oh hey it's National Adoption Day. Hurrah!
@mikefireball I did that 5 years ago with Poprocks and Homer won in the final round over the dinosaur from "Dinosaurs."
— Whose brilliant idea was it to put the electrical room inside the men's room? Seriously.
-- This morning's low is 69 (dude) and I found a dollar in my pocket. Fridays are my Mondays, but they still manage to stay awesome.
Nope, it's my Friday 8)
really, really hates having to use Internet Explorer 6 at work.
is at a wedding reception in the year 1994
is messing with Texas. Don't tell me what to do.
is in Houston and legit has a problem. Wow, that was terrible.
Go-Karts!
is taking a well-deserved albeit short vacation.
is calling it now: A Democratic baby boom in early to mid-August. And yes a large majority of them will actually be born. Shut up.
— You know what's awesome? Living near the Hall of Presidents.
double dares you to move to Canada.
-- Election Night Drinking Game: Drink every time Wolf Blitzer says, "We're doing the math for you."
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