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@mkcho73 Well tweet me gently with a chainsaw, Heather.
@mkcho73 "Good heavens, Miss Sakamoto, you're beautiful!" (Sorry.)
wore tights for his lunchtime run today. But not TOO tight. Shhhhh!!!!!!!!
"Mormon Musical." Matt and Trey. Cheyenne Jackson! Thanks @freakgirldotcom. http://snipurl.com/5stax
@gooster I never knew where it came from!
@Asgardian2 Mmmm, space bacon.
Dems keep Lieberman as chair of Homeland Security Committee. They must need him, because that seems like a bitter pill to swallow.
@Asgardian2 All signs point to YES. They make them for MEN? Or are they BOY'S HUSKY?
@mrjennings But, yeah, still not involving oreos.
@mrjennings I think there actually is a dirt pipe cookies 'n cream milkshake.
@sodashop We're just doing unto them as they've done unto us, right? It's the golden motherfucking rule.
@rhagern I'm just a smalltown girl, livin' in a lonely world. I can barely keep up with you people, and then only with urban dictionary.
@mkcho73 RE: B. Russell She got tired of waiting and just left. No one's heard from her since.
@rhagern @jonnodotcom Wow, tweets about partial birth bowel movements AND dirt pipe milkshakes. How long was I gone?
@bobzyeruncle I use the foam roll pre, not apres. Also, lalalalalalalacan'thearyoutalkaboutmenses.
@Asgardian2 There you are! And not melty. Hmmm, surprisingly firm, actually.
@rhagern "The Real Homos of Auglaize County!" Only we'd have to find another one.
@rhagern Exactly. At lunch I was like "ow." And then "oh yeah, hot guy from the gym."
@mickguy Right? I can only talk about kids and sports so long. And kids' sports? Sigh.
But if I go to the class reunion, I'll need to buy a whole new outfit. And talk to people.