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lwaldal
still angry about prop 8 and the straight people who don't get it (shutup already!) -then found bottle of junipero gin in filedrawer - yum!
12:05 PM yesterday from twhirl
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madmann
Fell asleep with the baby last night and didn't brush my teeth. Or wash my face. Or take my dress off. Felt like 1995 this morning.
11:10 AM yesterday from web
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emilybrianna
Frustrated babies vomit on people. Frustrated citizens execute monarchs. Frustrated moths fly into lightbulbs. Frustrated Emily wants a nap.
10:13 AM yesterday from web
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melissagira
Inbox filling with requests to sign onto sexual health policy guidance letters to Obama, and I haven't even gotten laid since the election.
9:17 AM yesterday from Hahlo
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AmyJane
You'll know when we get divorced because I'm getting half of that Fireball and my half is going to be about my period and celebrity gossip.
3:28 PM Nov 15th from web
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AinsleyofAttack
If you bring a baby into a room filled with old ladies, they react as if the kid is covered in truffles, blow, and Henry Winkler's foreskin.
10:48 AM Nov 15th from txt
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hotdogsladies
Pretty sure I lost some followers with that anti-Flash remark; I'll know more once their displeasure is done loading. [...10%...11%....]
1:07 PM Nov 14th from web
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scottsimpson
The writing in the fake New York Times is so poor. And uninteresting. It's like they built a beautiful rocket to send dog shit to the moon.
10:10 PM Nov 13th from web
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melissagira
What beverage do you pour out for Valleywag? Two-thirds the contents of a spent Kimono UltraThin would be about right. On a keyboard.
2:55 PM Nov 12th from web
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phillygirl
Why are ppl worried about healthcare & soc sec when checkstand at Kmart has the _BabyBoomers' Guide to Senior Care_ micro mag for only$1.99?
1:55 PM Nov 12th from txt
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kellydeal
Unsolicited Confession #2: Former-sorority-like-gal roommate once grabbed my arm to tell me in all seriousness "Prince. Is from the future."
9:39 PM May 28th from web
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