Kid's school:"The minimum expectation for teachers is to export grades once a week & post a week's worth of assignments in advance." I wish.
about 1 hour ago from web
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Some days I have to keep a sick kid home so that I can make sure I'm at work when I really need to be there. To husband: Tag. You're It!
about 6 hours ago from web
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Have a few duties today that are so onerous that I will need a chocolate croissant to finish the work.
7:53 AM yesterday from web
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Work offers free magnetic massage. How does that affect folks with metal body parts?
6:12 AM yesterday from web
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Sick for 2 weeks with 2 rounds of antibiotics, steroids, and no exercise. I now look like I was left out in the rain. Beyond puffy.
8:41 PM Nov 15th from web
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Large group of iPods & each one takes roughly 4 minutes to update & restore. iPods * 4 min = angry at Apple for lack of scalable solution.
1:20 PM Nov 14th from web
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Need my t-shirt to say "We will not do it for you. We need you conscious and actively involved in the learning process."
8:43 AM Nov 14th from web
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Watching CSI without sound. I'm working, really! Testing batteries on a sample of older iPods.
8:42 AM Nov 14th from web
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My Twitterrank is close to my kid's age. You know, the one who poops on the carpet more than the rabbit.
7:32 AM Nov 13th from web
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I only favorite tweets that cause me to laugh until I quit breathing. I smack the star on the way to my nebulizer.
8:32 PM Nov 12th from web
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Our rabbit is bigger and more fierce than your stupid cat.
8:06 PM Nov 12th from web
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Long day at MCV. I love medical professionals that teach! From now on I'm only buying goods & services from folks with terminal degrees.
5:26 PM Nov 11th from web
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Thought I was hearing voices, but it is just the wheezing of my lungs. I swear they were telling me to go to the bookstore.
5:06 PM Nov 10th from web
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