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@bcullen WE ARE HERE TO FORCIBLY TEACH YOU TO LOVE HOCKEY AND IMPOSE AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE FOR EVERYONE IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU
| Before iPhone: "I wish I had some way to tweet this!" With iPhone: "I wish I had something to tweet." iPhone: "Wash your hands, wouldya?" |
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| @cwilso I can't decide if I would totally fly Lost Cow Airline or not. Probably not. But I bet their jets' paint scheme would be awesome. |
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| @twatson Terrible! Here's hopin' the perps use the iSights to upload their pictures to one of your accounts for easy prosecution. |
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| As a matter of fact, I WILL have a side order of bread with my sandwich. |
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| @gabeboisvert Wish I knew. Also wish I knew why some people thought it important to be abusive instead of just skipping the damn question. |
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| Early ALA survey result: the places people get abusive when asked to optionally supply their postcode are the UK and Germany. |
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| For the love of Mike, just type in the numbers and move on! It's not that hard! Really! (I know: this is my fault. Still.) |
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| @stuntbox The fact that "Ambiance" is the name of a local lingerie/"marital aid" boutique chain made your tweet really, really... something. |
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| Extracting, tagging, arranging, reporting. |
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| @roblifford No, but they better have their TPS reports to me by Friday or else. (Says the guy who's never seen "Office Space".) |
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| Sitting on the front porch, enjoying the beautiful summer evening, and managing offspring. |
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| The latest DailyWTF "Error'd" post led me to a porn site's landing page, and all I could see was the typos. No, that's not a euphemism. |
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| @stuntbox I could lend a hand in that regard. |
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| @luomat Crossword puzzles. Also, my watch. |
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| @luomat Better direct me to your grits, then. |
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| Ah, the joys of PHP and server upgrades, shell access woes, e-mail backlogs, and personal and professional expectation management. Monday! |
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| @aral @adactio Yep. |
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| The Machines have been spying in my head again: http://github.com/jeresig/s... |
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| @iancorey I'm so jealous. (Also, it has a definite My Name Is Earl vibe.) |
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