dear actionmailer, please return to your totally intuitive, easy-to-use self. i am not awake enough for this sass. love, mary
06:29 AM October 10, 2008
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brought enrique a calzone for lunch, forgetting that calzón is spanish for underwear. hilarity ensues.
12:52 PM October 08, 2008
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(this last tweet brought to you by the Council for Instilling Confidence in Software Development)
08:17 AM October 08, 2008
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creating new test data for an extract so that if something goes wrong, dollars will be improperly routed instead of thousands of dollars.
08:17 AM October 08, 2008
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my grandfather is not a US Citizen, but he says he would vote for obama if he could. Words cannot express my pride.
01:24 PM October 07, 2008
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no such thing as odorless mineral spirits
08:26 PM October 06, 2008
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i just made the best piece of art ever. i named it "you". it melted. i miss you already.
10:08 AM October 06, 2008
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nixie just jumped onto my computer, typed and sent a message of "kk" to a friend, and flew away. i am so proud in this moment.
05:17 PM October 05, 2008
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ugh. finally SOMEONE points out that Ahmadinejad doesn't have the real power in Iran and reporters call it a "gaffe". omg read a book.
10:26 AM October 03, 2008
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i thought maybe two dudes from Gossip Girl were on a date outside, but then i remembered that this is Duke and everyone wears those pants.
09:34 AM October 03, 2008
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getting excited/deciding how i feel about jennifer granholm as biden's mock debate rival. surface similarities,ok,but granholm's so badass!
02:09 PM October 02, 2008
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trying to fix my macbook pro battery issues
07:47 AM October 02, 2008
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here's to a less douchey internet - twitter should alert you when people stop following you, so you can think about what you just said.
07:22 AM October 02, 2008
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if my cube looks totally different now, blame @spirish and his good ideas.
07:35 AM October 01, 2008
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last night i had a dream that jm carrey got marinara sauce all over my couch, and wasn't even sorry. i mean, that is some *bullshit*
06:19 AM October 01, 2008
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@spirish aww thank you. if all goes according to plan, i'll have an excuse to stick around :) crossing my fingers!
07:49 AM September 30, 2008
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