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dear actionmailer, please return to your totally intuitive, easy-to-use self. i am not awake enough for this sass. love, mary
brought enrique a calzone for lunch, forgetting that calzón is spanish for underwear. hilarity ensues.
(this last tweet brought to you by the Council for Instilling Confidence in Software Development)
creating new test data for an extract so that if something goes wrong, dollars will be improperly routed instead of thousands of dollars.
my grandfather is not a US Citizen, but he says he would vote for obama if he could. Words cannot express my pride.
no such thing as odorless mineral spirits
i just made the best piece of art ever. i named it "you". it melted. i miss you already.
nixie just jumped onto my computer, typed and sent a message of "kk" to a friend, and flew away. i am so proud in this moment.
needs a wahhhhmbulance
ugh. finally SOMEONE points out that Ahmadinejad doesn't have the real power in Iran and reporters call it a "gaffe". omg read a book.
i thought maybe two dudes from Gossip Girl were on a date outside, but then i remembered that this is Duke and everyone wears those pants.
getting excited/deciding how i feel about jennifer granholm as biden's mock debate rival. surface similarities,ok,but granholm's so badass!
trying to fix my macbook pro battery issues
here's to a less douchey internet - twitter should alert you when people stop following you, so you can think about what you just said.
if my cube looks totally different now, blame @spirish and his good ideas.
last night i had a dream that jm carrey got marinara sauce all over my couch, and wasn't even sorry. i mean, that is some *bullshit*
@spirish aww thank you. if all goes according to plan, i'll have an excuse to stick around :) crossing my fingers!

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