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I've made a huge mistake -- the DeGeneres/deRossi household is still legal. Thanks, team. Let's keep it that way.
"Hey, discrimination."
Total sadness upon putting on Arrested Development with a pal: Portia de Rossi is ungaymarried now, nooooo!
Utterly decimating & remaking the @boffery UI (in sticky notes, on the last blank wall at my place) before remembering to go get dressed.
You guys, @nickcave! @nickcave! ("F is for the Fucker that's Following me, and O is for the 'Oh my god you guys Fake Nick Cave!'...")
Inbox filling with requests to sign onto sexual health policy guidance letters to Obama, and I haven't even gotten laid since the election.
Mmph, send sleep. My head is swimming with @boundnotgagged plans and a new tech/sex project pitched by two fun Eyebeam-based artists.
Watching @kimberleecline make out with and send her date home to play Guitar Hero.
Really, @kimberleecline, you know all my best gossip came from bed and from Twitter.
Champagne on the town with @kimberleecline & the Californication theme is on. "Sex addiction is an excuse to not acknowledge being human."
(And within minutes, we got a venue for the @boundnotgagged blog party on Fri, because @mariadiaz is many powers of awesome. NYC? Join us!)
On the Desiree Alliance conference call (with @peacetara & @kimberleecline & many others), importing video in the background.
Oh, San Francisco: Ashley Alexandra Dupre might be on Diane Sawyer on Fri. Wanna host a @boundnotgagged party around your teevee? @ me.
Additionally, you are not getting laid if your username refers to: your age, the year you were born, and also, asterisks.
@datn I'm terrified to apply what could only be known as a "Douglas Adams exception" to something designed to get someone off.
Can we abide by this, kids? if you've got an otherwise avoidable zip, area, or numeric sexual code in your username, no dirty talk for you.
Should be writing. Instead, dreaming up ways http://icanhaz.com/adisgrac...
Someday I'll learn to mix a martini that's too dry for my cat to try to steal a sip from.
San Francisco. It's not all fancy booze and cheap cunnilingus, no matter what the Mormons say.
Afternoon of ladyness, madeleines in the park, and now a strategy call with @kimberleecline as soon as my nails dry.
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