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Some motherfucker's sitting in my fucking seat and he's not even a fucking law student. Fuck him.
9:43 AM Nov 14th from web
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I bet I can totally meet lots of single women at the P8 march this weekend.
10:48 AM Nov 13th from web
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Obama's secret campaign strategy: Be a leader; Be presidential; Say what he actually thought about issues. McCain's strategy? The opposite.
3:54 PM Nov 7th from web
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My new thing: Stop calling him "Barack," unless your name is Michelle. He is President-Elect Obama, or, at least, Mr. Obama.
1:21 PM Nov 6th from web
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Tomorrow needs a nickname: Obama-thon? McCainageddon? That-Kw-One-Za?
10:44 AM Nov 3rd from web
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Tomorrow needs a nickname: Obama-thon? McCainageddon? Help!
10:42 AM Nov 3rd from web
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What the hell are we going to tweet about on Wednesday?
10:17 AM Nov 1st from web
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This election is like a ball game where one team is a zillion points back but keeps calling time outs. Dear god, I just want it to be over!
1:47 PM Oct 30th from web
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I mean, today is Tuesday; I think I'll vote today, because we vote on Tuesday in this country.
11:06 AM Oct 28th from web
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Today is tuesday; I think I'll vote today. We vote on Tuesdays in this countries.
11:04 AM Oct 28th from web
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Will trade Obama vote in Oregon for a "No" on Prop 8 in Cali...
9:03 PM Oct 24th from web
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Also, Ashley Todd, come over here and I'll carve something into your face for reals.
5:01 PM Oct 24th from web
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I think a highly-underrated recent invention is the packaging of sugar into milk-cartons.
4:59 PM Oct 24th from web
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