MEBIGFOOT
ALL OKAY. BAT TURN OUT TO BE BAT-SHAPED ROCK. ME FEEL SILLY. NESSIE ALWAYS SAY BAT MORE AFRAID OF ME THAN ME OF BAT. BUT STILL.
| TRYING NOT TO FREAK, BUT JUST SAW A BAT IN ME CAVE. THAT NOT EUPHEMISM FOR BOOGER. A BAT IS IN ME CAVE. ME NO LIKE BATS. THIS IS JANK. |
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| @YoYoYeti ME NO HAVE PATIENCE FOR YOU B.S. TODAY, YETI. SERIOUSLY. |
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| @christine1127 ME ACTUALLY USE OLD DELL INSPIRON. IT GOOD ENOUGH. ME JUST SURF AND EMAIL. PLUS IPHONE TOO TEENY FOR ME HAMMY FINGERS. |
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| NOW GEORGE LUCAS LIVE IN MANSION AND ME STILL LIVE IN CAVE. SCREW YOU, GEORGE LUCAS. YEAH, WHAT IF ME AM DRUNK? SO WHAT? |
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| ME LIKE STAR WARS AS MUCH AS NEXT GUY, BUT IF YOU THINK CHEWBACCA ISN'T BIGFOOT RIP-OFF, YOU NEED TO GET YOU EYES CHECKED. |
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| NESSIE MADE ME FRENCH TOAST THIS MORNING. SHE IS NICE. (A LITTLE TOO MUCH CINNAMON, BUT ME NO SAY ANYTHING.) |
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| THERE IS A FAMOUS MONSTER TRUCK NAMED BIGOOT. IT'S FLATTERING, YES. BUT ME NO SEE A DIME OF THAT. |
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| OOF, ME FUR EXTRA MATTED THIS MORNING. IT LIKE FULL-BODY BEDHEAD. |
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| ISLANDS WAS GOOD BUT ME EAT TOO MUCH. ME HAVE EYES BIGGER THAN STOMACH. (NOT AS BIG AS FOOT, OF COURSE.) |
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| GOING TO LUNCH WITH NESSIE. PROBABLY HULA BURGER AT ISLANDS. ME LIKE SAUTEED MUSHROOMS. |
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| ME NO SLEEP WELL LAST NIGHT - WOKE UP 4 TIMES FROM OWN STENCH. |
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| VIEW FROM ME LAIR... http://twitpic.com/6160 |
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| ME CAN'T BELIEVE ME STILL ON DIAL-UP. SO EMBARRASSING. |
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| TESTING. TESTING. THIS IS ME FIRST TWITTER. |
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