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Uploading video to Youtube, as time-consuming and frustrating as convincing little old ladies that Obama really isn't an Arab terrorist.
In case you're wondering, @floggedmagazine is SO not what you think it is. I was devastated, that is blatant misuse of innuendo right there!
Dear crooks: I hope the golden parachutes don't open or, failing that, the cloud with the silver lining drops lightening bolts on your ass.
@peeppeep first sign it's getting close is when he starts tweeting you ASCII long-stemmed roses.
@pop17 You're so cute! Girls go to art school so they can grow up to blog about boy artists w/more authority & citing specific examples.
How can there be another BlogHer conference already. Do they happen every 28 days?
@blogislam it's actually really fun to talk .... with .... big .... pauses .... in between, like Rachel Zoe. ANYthing can sound serious!
Do I need a podcast to go to podcamp? If so, can it at least be a giant life-sized pod like in Spinal Tap?
In related news, I've dubbed 2008 The Year I Developed An Unhealthy Fixation On the Death of DFW and Alienated People In The Process * (1)
@nictate That DFW tweet made me fall for you hard. In that way that only a tweet can. You understand, of course.
My shameful pleasure: Rachel Zoe Project. Vintage couture, anorexia, affected Cali speak. No substantive qualities yet I can't look away.
Palin for Prez 2012 looking for VP candidates that make her look smart. Short list includes Keanu Reeves and Toonces the driving cat.
The O that differentiates perineal from peroneal is a very, very big O.
@leftbrainstupid A keyboard tattooed on your ass? Okay, but where is the mouse tattoo going?
@korym If I drink enough, I won't mind if I hit my head on a ceiling fan. That's what the wine is for, it's my superpower. Shhh.
Just got back from running errands, came home with: a superhero outfit, Cheerios, and cheap wine. Don't hate.
See? All it took was a worldwide economic collapse to make gas prices come back down. Don't you feel silly now.
Tonight's plan: use Twinkle to find nearby tweeters groaning "awake at 2 a.m.!", press them into babysitting since they're already up.
@ninavizz I got all choked up watching Tim Gunn get all choked up, and then there was crying all around! I wish he was my mary godfather.
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