maura
can everyone blow me? thanks in advance
| maura floating on advil, watching the mets pour on runs, wondering if the cat's coming back |
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| maura why does dick wolf like dean winters so much? |
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| maura @anniemal: oh, it's pretty simple. basically the ridiculousness of a culture is directly proportional to how esteemed those two men are. qed |
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| maura @anniemal: ask me sometime about my trump/hefner algorithm that would tell you the answer to yr question is a resounding yes. |
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| maura i'm guessing that the louis vuitton bag hanging out my neighbor's window is a fake, since it's been there for the past four rainstorms. |
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| maura had a dream in which a cult was out to get me (and vincent d'onofrio in his bobby goren guise). they wore masks to being flaming "presents" |
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| maura and i live in a town where the white boys love nothing more than the sound of them scratching each others' backs |
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| maura I love the rain but the prospect of walking in it is making me want to order another beer. |
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| maura spam subject of the day: "Gum-Gum Pistol!" |
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| maura relevance = a relative concept. not really in the mood to wax poetic about the hothouse profile of acts that fuse 'indie' with 'jam band' |
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| maura let's go mets |
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| maura @ghostwhispers oh snap (in an i-agree-with-you way) |
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| maura last los angeles cocktail (for now) |
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| maura comfortably numb bleeding over to this part of the field. I have never wanted a Scissor Sisters run-in so badly in my life. #coachella |
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| maura thank you, black mountain, for saving the last night of coachella for me |
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| maura the abba jokes in this preshow video are really helping reinforce my pink floyd loathing. #coachella |
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| maura Lots of kids and babies. I hope their parents gave them earplugs! |
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| maura "it's called the coachella ... You can look it up on the Internet" - a pink floyd fan on the phone who's here for work apparently |
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| maura Every festival has a point where I wish I'd brought a book. This is it. #coachells |
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