Matthew Warren’s Favorites

	pennjillette I guess I'm proud that I have friends who are watching the Sarah speech and saying "She hit it out of the park" and others, just hating her. 8:17 PM Sep 3rd from web
	fimoculous There lots of old drunk people at Meghan McCain's book launch party at The W. It's a children's book. 9:36 PM Sep 2nd from txt
	bre I'd like to suggest that we, as the internet, form our own country called the internet. You know, with passports and stuff 9:52 AM Sep 2nd from web
	PatriotWriter Still sitting thru a committee hearing featuring a gaggle of baby boomer gov't employees planning the debt load for future generations. 10:26 AM Aug 12th from txt
	MissRFTC I am totally serious. My Ob/Gyn was IN my vagina and an earthquake started rattling the room! 11:44 AM Jul 29th from mobile web
	fimoculous Requested alarm clock setting: wake me up when it's safe to get in line for an iPhone, Dark Knight, or Momofuku reservations. 8:25 AM Jul 23rd from web
	fimoculous Paying for sex: prostitution (illegal). Paying for sex but recording it: pornography (legal). No wonder we're so fucked up. 5:29 PM Jul 22nd from web
	seanbonner Dear Table Full of Excited Korean Business Dudes At My Coffee Shop, Insides voices please, kthxbai. Hearts, Sean 9:43 AM Jun 30th from web
	fimoculous A recently-discovered new truism about publishing: they expect you to start the blog first, to prove that the book will be have an audience. 1:16 PM Jun 23rd from web
	diablocody My lower intestine is like whoah. 1:00 AM May 10th from txt
	garyvee it's super official ---> I answer e-mail for a living! 8:13 PM Apr 30th from web
	fimoculous If one more of you quits Twitter, writes 2000 bloggy words about it, and then returns a week later... I'M GOING TO FUCKING HURT YOU! 7:58 PM Apr 15th from web
	ginatrapani "etc. means 'et cetera,' as in 'and so forth.' It is spelled ETC. If I ever see ect. again, I will light myself on fire." -@choire 12:20 PM Mar 31st from web