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I am reliving my high school years. Specifically the parts where I am frequently pulled over for speeding.
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The great thing about having an emergency kit that consists solely of Otter Pops is that it really makes you excited for an emergency.
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Conspicuously reading Catcher in the Rye at cafes to meet college girls didn't pan out, so I'll try reading Lolita at the Twilight premiere.
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Eating grilled cheese sandwiches always fills me with nostalgia. And grilled cheese sandwiches.
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Me: "There's a new birth control pill called Yaz?" Wife: "Well, now we know what they were doing upstairs at Eric's."
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@crispycracka My god, you couldn't have screwed up that joke up worse. It's: "Two NUTS were walking down the street, and one was a salted."
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Hopefully the "major character is replaced by a black man" thing will last longer for America than it did for Iron Man or Green Lantern.
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Just saw a woman talking on two cell phones simultaneously while driving, one in her left hand, the other . #notajoke #whenobamaispresident
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@mriggen merriam-webster.com
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Nov. 7, 2008: President-Elect Barack Obama appoints Sarah Palin as Treasury secretary. His master, Eris, is pleased.
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Ever have one of those days where you are incessantly hungry? If not, you are welcome to mine.
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@Sundry Well, I'm about to savage it on my site. Let me know if you want to write a rebuttal. We can do point / counter-point.
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@Sundry Hey Linda, did you (somehow) actually enjoy the book "Twilight"?
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Me: Who's the president?
Son (4): Obama!
Me: And who's the vice-president?
Son: A pumpkin!
OCTOBER SURPRISE!!
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Just removed a bunch of political sites from my RSS reader. I feel like I've lost 60 lbs.
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@brittneyg Pfff, I'm all that too. Well, except for the penultimate.
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"What were you doing when Obama was elected, Grandpa?" "Loudly booing whenever he was mentioned during McCain gracious concession speech."
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Please return to your voting station to receive your new sticker. http://flickr.com/photos/ma...
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Religious right cheat-sheet: Prop 8 passed because God wanted it that way, but Obama won the presidency because He is testing us.
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This is why Kevin Drum is my favorite political blogger: http://tinyurl.com/5h5tte
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