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Jeffrey Zeldman
zeldman It's clusterfuck o'clock!
Anton Peck
anton Imitation isn't just flattery, it's the best way to get lost in a crowd.
kpereira
kpereira Oh Christ! We just had two canisters of fake vomit explode on set during a bit we were pre-taping. Uhm, yeah. Take two tomorrow...
Kyle Neath
kneath I want to hate Knight Rider so much. But they play the theme song and he drives off the truck, and fuck it all, I can't hate it. I love it.
Dave Shea
mezzoblue the problem with working from home is having bacon in the fridge.
Jason Krieger
kriegs just canceled my ps3 order from circuit city and got it at amazon (they had it in stock again). saves me $30, hehe.
Andrew M
BPAndrew I think my mom and her sister are trying to set me up with someone out in BC. if(girl == hot ) woohoo(); else groan(); :P
Ashley Baxter
Rockers_Delight I HATE MY SISTER'S DOG. It just pissed on my jeans. The ones I'm wearing. I hate today.
Andrew M
BPAndrew seriously where is my volume control Vista? You need me Vista, I'm one of the few that will defend you - don't fuck with my shit.
Andrew M
BPAndrew i think "seriously" and "honestly" are the new "like" and "um" for air-heads
Evan Sims
evansims Was just rewarded with a new emote in LOTRO that makes me dance around like a twat.
Ashley Baxter
Rockers_Delight Umm, why am I suddenly getting a plethora of mail addressed to 'Mr A Baxter'? Last time I checked I had a vagina.
Stuart
stuart36deg fucking despises the sound of people eating crisps. Close your chuffing piehole you noisy animal scummer! Grr
Kyle Neath
kneath Corona commercials are probably the most effective commercials I know of. Damn near ran off to Mexico just now.
Hickensian
Hicksdesign is royally fucked off with how shitting difficult it is to get my illustrator artwork into photoshop properly just export a bloody icon
Anton Peck
anton yellow does not gradient down to black very well at all. baby poop somewhere in the middle. ...