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Mark your calendars, folks. I'm planning a comeback for December 5th. HBO special, world tour, etc., etc.
So far I like McCain best when he's conceding defeat. He's kind of a gracious loser.
In postmodernism, everyone dies. Sorry, did I ruin the ending for you?
I'd say the most offrnsive demographic is the 37% of people who fail to comprehend the "stand right, walk left" escalator rule.
New band name: Obama and the Cronies.
I wish someone would ask Palin where she stands on the death penalty as soon as she finishes her pro-life speech.
@serial_consign Wait till you get to the Saddam handles!
Last night I remembered the only good LiveJournal, ever. Kim Jong Il is the illmatic: http://tinyurl.com/kudbv.
If you have a flash splash page, I hate you already.
Did Obama just say "orgy" or am I projecting?
Neither of these hacks are understanding the question here.
Oh, that John McCain. What a maverick!
@tj 20 bucks says the cat food is a decoy.
Today I saw a real, live velour track suit. Turquoise!
I guess this isn't the best crowd to tell a socialist joke to. Something about the DOT COM thing, right?
So... just wondering if anyone needs any more proof that capitalism doesn't work?
Also, it seems McCain missed the memo with the election date. Someone tell the man he's not President yet!
I know this question has been asked a hundred million times already, but is Sarah Palin out of her fucking head?
You know you have a bit of an obstinacy problem when your boyfriend tells you that even your eyes are rolling their eyes.
The tyranny of UPS and their idea of what constitutes a pick-up time is preventing me from napping and thus preventing me from being sane.
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