Mark your calendars, folks. I'm planning a comeback for December 5th. HBO special, world tour, etc., etc.
11:24 AM Nov 13th from web
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So far I like McCain best when he's conceding defeat. He's kind of a gracious loser.
8:19 PM Nov 4th from web
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In postmodernism, everyone dies. Sorry, did I ruin the ending for you?
6:46 AM Oct 29th from web
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I'd say the most offrnsive demographic is the 37% of people who fail to comprehend the "stand right, walk left" escalator rule.
11:05 AM Oct 24th from twitterrific
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I wish someone would ask Palin where she stands on the death penalty as soon as she finishes her pro-life speech.
10:43 PM Oct 3rd from web
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I guess this isn't the best crowd to tell a socialist joke to. Something about the DOT COM thing, right?
10:31 PM Sep 25th from web
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So... just wondering if anyone needs any more proof that capitalism doesn't work?
5:50 AM Sep 25th from web
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Also, it seems McCain missed the memo with the election date. Someone tell the man he's not President yet!
10:30 PM Sep 24th from web
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I know this question has been asked a hundred million times already, but is Sarah Palin out of her fucking head?
10:29 PM Sep 24th from web
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You know you have a bit of an obstinacy problem when your boyfriend tells you that even your eyes are rolling their eyes.
10:17 PM Sep 24th from web
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The tyranny of UPS and their idea of what constitutes a pick-up time is preventing me from napping and thus preventing me from being sane.
11:47 AM Sep 23rd from web
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