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@roxysprocket what is transgendered racism in the triassic period for 400 please
Delicious Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Peanut Butter. Danger Will Robinson! Danger!
Without fail I am always complimented on my facial hair. Awesome
Canada can have Alaska. and Palin. and Stevens. AK politics=fail.
Woo hoo! Vegas!
The Lincoln mks? I have to buy it...
@ace138 chickens are born from eggs. They are still chicken nuggets.
Vegetarian chicken nuggets are probaby the dumbest thing ever. They include eggs. Doesn't defeat it?
Comedy needs to bring back slime. Sliming from above.
@junglemason I think of world of warcraft when I hear kobos. Similar in crack-like functions.
Candy rain by soul IV real. Oh the 90s...
@littlelostalice I never realized how similar the words esophogus and asparagus are
PALIN'D!!! Owww my republican campaign!!
Vegetarians? Human rights groups? Terrorists? What do these have in common? They are threatening twitter users!
Mimosas at work? Awesome, even though I don't like champagne
@SaintSacrilege I totally read that as shith ammers. Like the gay new star wars villain.
Pink hummer stretch limo? Good morning Portland
Omg. I just had a drunk jam session w a fucking squeeze box and a banjo.
DIABETES'ED!!! ...ow, my bloodsugar...
I'm gonna pick up all the hitchhikers. And take them to jail.