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@roxysprocket what is transgendered racism in the triassic period for 400 please
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Delicious Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Peanut Butter. Danger Will Robinson! Danger!
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Without fail I am always complimented on my facial hair. Awesome
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Canada can have Alaska. and Palin. and Stevens. AK politics=fail.
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Woo hoo! Vegas!
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The Lincoln mks? I have to buy it...
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@ace138 chickens are born from eggs. They are still chicken nuggets.
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Vegetarian chicken nuggets are probaby the dumbest thing ever. They include eggs. Doesn't defeat it?
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Comedy needs to bring back slime. Sliming from above.
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@junglemason I think of world of warcraft when I hear kobos. Similar in crack-like functions.
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Candy rain by soul IV real. Oh the 90s...
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@littlelostalice I never realized how similar the words esophogus and asparagus are
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PALIN'D!!! Owww my republican campaign!!
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Vegetarians? Human rights groups? Terrorists? What do these have in common? They are threatening twitter users!
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Mimosas at work? Awesome, even though I don't like champagne
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@SaintSacrilege I totally read that as shith ammers. Like the gay new star wars villain.
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Pink hummer stretch limo? Good morning Portland
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Omg. I just had a drunk jam session w a fucking squeeze box and a banjo.
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DIABETES'ED!!! ...ow, my bloodsugar...
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I'm gonna pick up all the hitchhikers. And take them to jail.
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