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Finally, Games over today!
@jaqi Big Brother has required us Old Comrades to watch our mouths recently. In China, we always say, "tea will get cold once you leave".
30 more days to go before The Games. The whole nation is going crazy. I love chaos!!!
Now you know why we have to ban Hong Kong media. They even found the missles we installed around the Brid Nest!!! http://tinyurl.com/4dnzrn
But if you are someone who can get married again and again with no fear like me, you will never be scared.
"Men are 10 times more scared of marrying the wrong person than of never getting married at all." - TIME's Quote of the Day
There's something familiar in the air. Anyway, good night, Beijing.
Just took a walk outside. Why did all people on the square dress themselves up as policemen? Stranger than history.
Good morning, everybuddy! SO... where's the torch??? Almost forget that... Hope you guys have the answer for me.
Psst. China is not alone on its way of boycotting "Slutbucks"! We have company! Welcome to join us, American people! http://snurl.com/2bpj1
@siumuimui My creative old friend @SteveJobs sent me an iPhone as a birthday gift last year. I'm not a Mac fan. I fancy nothing but myself.
@ChinaMatt Sometimes I go out and take a walk in mid nights. Oh, of course, you guys have already forgotten who I am.
Seriously considering shifting from iPhone to Nokia 1110, which was designed to be dust-proof for citizens of developing countries.
The aftershock relay has finally ended its tour in Sichuan and entered Shaanxi Province recently.
@siumuimui Do you remember your President Hu couldn't be seen on TV in the early days of the earthquake? We were having a secret meeting.
@jaqi Why did I offer millions of Chinese women to USA? Answer: too many trouble-making women in China! Read this: http://tinyurl.com/yohjo2
The city smells like crap. Dusty crap. It reminds me of my 1947 in Loess Plateau. Oh my homesick...!
It's exactly what we called "cultural evolution"!
[VIDEO] Attention! Fastern your seat belts, hold your breath, and take a look at today's splendid Chinese women: http://tinyurl.com/5how46 !
I asked Mr. Kissinger if we can send millions of Chinese women to the US as gifts. He turned down my offer. That was a wise choice!!!
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