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ohmyseven
Dear Acne: I believe I told you we were over. Please stop appearing on my face without warning. We're not friends, yo, so go away. ♥, Brooke
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3:43 PM Aug 26th from web
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ldeselm
thinks that the song 'Jump Around' by House of Pain may be the best 90s song ever. Got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms.
6:31 PM Aug 25th from web
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inprogress
friends professor says, "a good paper is like a good skirt. short enough to keep it interesting, and long enough to cover the topic." NICE!
2:32 PM Aug 24th from web
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lwasik
I got hit on at Walmart...by a girl. Big time. She wants me to come back & visit her. She said my nose ring makes me look dangerous. OMW.
6:46 PM Aug 14th from web
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AmyJane
Those extra buttons and yarn that you get with clothing? I keep ALL of them. I can't sew, so I don't know what my plan is, but I'm ready.
2:05 PM Aug 14th from web
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textism
Remaining Iron Chef America battles: bubblegum, cotton, alkaline batteries, Cheerios and dust.
10:13 AM Jul 29th from web
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hotdogsladies
If you need to appear on an internet list to know whether you're someone's friend, you may have problems a computer can't solve.
9:47 AM Jul 29th from web
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AmyJane
What's hip right now with the Florida tourists: Vera Bradley bags, toe rings, gigantic pit stains.
12:24 PM May 13th from web
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gknauss
Something tells me I shouldn't have had that pepperjack-infused sausage dog from Arco. And that something is explosive diarrhea.
11:12 PM May 6th from web
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AmyJane
Jonas just told an old woman, "You look like Emperor Palpatine." Thankfully, she was not a Star Wars fan.
2:00 PM Apr 16th from web
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