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"I want a new iphone, kthxbye"
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Bad afternoon at the tracks, I'm down seven hundo
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Bridges tickle!!!
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God Hillary Clinton is a bag of douche
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Beard is gone...goal reached...25 more for overall goal
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Forgive me, I am slightly concussed
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My horsey takes big shits
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I had a dream that me and al gore set up this whole obama Clinton shit so gore could swoop in like an angel and save America
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I fucking have got to stop watching chick flicks
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"The best thieves are always women"
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I'll roll with ya jeff, as long as we jog in the mornings and then get into meyhem the rest of the day
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Goddamn it!!! Is that the fucking Gin Blossom?
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My children will be raised the same as I, from 8-bit to Wii, they will have to earn each system fully before advancment
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Decemberists before the crack of dawn is a great way to wake up
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Preach the gospel of southland tales this Easter
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Fuck texting
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Testing LOL
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High, testing, smoking a cig, driving on the five
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So much strange running around poon town tonight, and their shit is out
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I'm Italian and a beaver fan, so I'm not wearing green today...I will smoke a seven leafed clover if you know what I'm sayin'
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