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Do you think the Lawrence Welk sketch on last week's SNL has the deformed community up in arms? Tiny, baby hands on regular sized arms. . .
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Wine, football, wine, baseball, cookies and wine with Aunt Bob. Is VERY good night.
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At dentist. Pricetag to address toothache has a comma. Trying to decide if the tooth hurts that much.
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Parents arrive tomorrow for a two-week visit. It will be wonderful or disastrous. Probably both.
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The truth about having three kids: you're always ignoring at least one of them.
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Dear Jon & Kate +8: Please stop with the product placement. Exploiting your kids for a buck I'll watch, but blatant marketing pisses me off.
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Managed to get the boy to preschool, but just barely. Husband does this every day. I do it once and act like I deserve a parade. Or a drink.
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20-month-old just had a colossal meltdown because baby brother got a bath and she didn't. Much wailing and woe. No justice, no peace dammit.
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Husband went to Costco, children resisting naps but in their beds. A midday glass of wine seems like a great idea. Don't you judge me.
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Mat leave + SAHD = IF awake at night THEN can nap during day. "Up all night with baby" has become the "one child shift" and WE BOTH WANT IT.
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Boy started school on Tuesday, so by Thursday he had a runny nose. Right on schedule, his sister woke up this morning with a cold. Awesome.
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@sweatpantsmom Start making the neighbor kids wash your windows. And serve them broccoli.
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@CroutonBoy I stepped on a glue mousetrap once at work. Didn't realize what it was until after I put my other foot on it. I am a GENIUS.
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Lumpyhead ran into the living room and greeted his father with, "I farted just like you, Papa!" I only WISH I had told him to say that.
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is cranky. It seems a break in the humidity and one night of 6 hrs of sleep do not make up for a broken AC and 4 weeks of sleep deprivation.
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Does the idea of menstrual synchrony apply to poop? Or are my children actively conspiring to take ginormous shits at exactly the same time?
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I'm cooking! Everyone should be very, very afraid. I'm only heating a frozen lasagna, but still. Fear. FEAR!
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@vuboq how about this? http://tinyurl.com/5pk7ut
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Told Lumpyhead the cartoon he wanted to watch was creepy. His chant changed from "I want to watch THAT" to "I want to watch Creepy."
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is sad that it's not just @vuboq 's martini that is shaken.
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