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ironicsans
Walking to the window to remove the pie I placed on the sill 20 minutes ago. Looking forward to -- hey, what the hell?!
10:01 AM July 30, 2008
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hotdogsladies
"A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing; ALWAYS BE CLOSING!" ~ Mahatma Gandhi, 1930
12:22 PM July 29, 2008
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rstevens
Oh Kraftwerk. Only you understand exactly how I don't feel.
08:52 PM July 08, 2008
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uglyhill
Somewhere between the first and second Twix, I got sad.
10:51 AM June 23, 2008
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rstevens
I fought the law and the make-up sex was incredible.
08:04 PM June 02, 2008
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malki
Malki's Easy Taco Recipe: 1. Get wife 2. Wife makes tacos
08:31 PM May 28, 2008
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frankus
Priceline is more fun to say if you pronounce it such that it rhymes with Vaseline.
09:35 AM May 26, 2008
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safetymonkey
If real life were more like GTA IV, I wouldn't be waiting at the bus stop to go home and play GTA IV.
06:56 PM April 30, 2008
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pkarlsson
@loresjoberg ended up putting the writing on the grill?
08:21 PM April 11, 2008
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loresjoberg
Holy shit, I thought I just accidentally entered one of my passwords into Twitter. Watch this space!
02:19 PM April 03, 2008
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notmydesk
Have to drive downtown. Checked my car for bombs that would explode if I dropped below 55. None found. However, WEREWOLF IN TRUNK WITH GUN!
01:41 PM March 29, 2007
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