loresjoberg
Being in California means we get leftover time from the eastern states. Stale hours, used minutes, and sloppy seconds.
| loresjoberg NO! IT IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE NOON NOW YET! |
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| loresjoberg Getting furniture ready for re-painting. Man, Tom Sawyer had it easy. |
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| loresjoberg @rtha Cute! |
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| loresjoberg @rtha Pics? |
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| loresjoberg It makes no sense to clean my office. I have deadlines and I leave for Comic-Con in two days. So of course I really want to clean my office. |
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| loresjoberg @yagermadden All ABBA, all the time. |
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| loresjoberg @Jtf Oh, was that this weekend? Man, missed it. |
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| loresjoberg The sad thing of my life is that I can't hear "Buffalo Soldier" without thinking of The Banana Splits Theme Song. |
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| loresjoberg @bzarhands I have one of those. I think I was turned off by the amount of grounds it requires per cup. |
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| loresjoberg @Mindworm Oh, yeah, espresso makers. Those are an entirely different level of pricey. |
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| loresjoberg Man, Cook's Illustrated has never steered me wrong on gear, but can I possibly justify $240 on a coffee maker? |
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| loresjoberg I wonder where you can find the highest density of people who know what "vambraces" are. |
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| loresjoberg Okay, watched the Watchmen trailer. It's weird to see a movie trailer and think "Oh, yeah, I remember that panel." |
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| loresjoberg Wait, can you order any given McDonald's sandwich with Filet O'Fish patties replacing the meat? This could revolutionize horrible food! |
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| loresjoberg I accidentally bought a downloadable album on Amazon. Congratulations, Amazon! Your one-click scheme has yielded $9.99 of succulent fruit. |
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| loresjoberg @uglyhill Everyone lines up to diddle Watchmen's nethers. Where's the love for Camelot 3000? |
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| loresjoberg Okay, so washing your hands with lavender soap, then eating a slice of Smokehouse Combo pizza? Makes your hands smell like tinkervomit. |
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| loresjoberg @BethBlakely Oh, great, now I'm just your Internet Little Something On The Side to be used, then flushed from your cache. |
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| loresjoberg I like to imagine an alternate universe in which every described as "inimitable" is instead "imitable." |
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