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Moltz
Dear Cory, I knit you a _Little Brother_-themed papercraft steampunk casemod. Now stop it. Love, John
07:41 AM July 16, 2008
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youngamerican
@hotdogsladies: You're an email expert. I have 1020 unread messages, 620 starred messages, and I want ice cream. What kind should I get?
07:42 PM July 13, 2008
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gedeon
Starting to think the so-called "writers" at IO9 wouldn't know good sci-fi if it came back in time and killed them as babies.
01:07 AM July 12, 2008
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Veronica
Best comment about Watership Down: "it about bunnies like LOTR is about camping"
09:36 AM July 07, 2008
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hotdogsladies
_Dwell_ is full of fresh ideas for the livable spaces we could create with as little as 80 times my current income.
09:17 AM June 30, 2008
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sockington
Using legs as pillow I know you love that
08:26 PM June 24, 2008
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youngamerican
Just so everyone knows: I made some amazing twitter jokes that dissapeared into a voretex. But boy were they funny! I swear to god.
12:19 PM June 23, 2008
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lonelysandwich
Human dignity is rarely as compromised as when the following conditions are met: just sneezed, no Kleenex, high viscosity.
12:01 PM June 23, 2008
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gruber
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits
01:22 AM June 23, 2008
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sockington
HALP TRAPPED IN BED
08:26 PM June 21, 2008
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Moltz
@AmyJane What the hell's a "bookstore"?
05:08 PM June 21, 2008
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Ihnatko
@gruber Hemingway was too drunk to maintain focus for more than four or five words at a time. Or, he hocked the comma key for more booze.
07:43 PM June 21, 2008
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chockenberry
@gruber alcohol washes the commas away?
04:19 PM June 21, 2008
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wilshipley
@gruber She was tight. I was tight. I wrote short declarative sentences. I didn't need commas because I was so tight. We were all tight.
04:17 PM June 21, 2008
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gruber
Can someone please explain the magic through which Hemingway made do with so few commas? Thanks.
06:21 PM June 21, 2008
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luclatulippe
Sometimes having a blog is like leaving a window open in your house so crazy people can walk by and yell at you.
08:01 PM June 19, 2008
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gruber
Hitting the top of Favrd while Merlin isn't around is like winning one of those NBA titles while Jordan was dicking around playing baseball.
07:48 PM June 17, 2008
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gruber
Sure, I made fun of it last week, but I signed up for Loopt and now I'm already up to four simultaneous polo shirts and it feels great.
08:47 PM June 16, 2008
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bedtime
from @ingridf: he tossed the pebble into the pond and killed two birds with one stone. and a fish.
04:15 PM June 16, 2008
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fireland
I never should've mentioned my high school on Facebook. Surely there's a statute of limitations on paying for abortions?
02:33 PM June 16, 2008
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