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hawaii
@champuru: Um. After having kids, you'll marvel at the spots of carpet on your wall-to-wall stain.
12:51 AM September 01, 2008
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hotdogsladies
To sell more grossly overpowered diesel trucks, your suburban GM dealer has waived their tiny penis requirement. It's "August Junk MADNESS!"
10:48 AM August 12, 2008
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hotdogsladies
"And water, so important, again, _culturally_." Costas shut up Costas shut up Costas shut up Costas shut up Costas shut up Costas shut up
11:46 AM August 10, 2008
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hotdogsladies
If you still don't get how Ringo was one of the greatest rock and roll drummers, you probably own fingerless gloves and a fucking gong.
12:20 PM August 06, 2008
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hawaii
@PioneerHall: Mahalo. The fact that my blasphemous tweets make you smile will bring my some measure of comfort when I am twittering in Hades
01:36 PM August 03, 2008
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hodgman
Realizing that "goddamn elves" just doesn't have the same ring to it as "fucking elves."
10:11 AM June 30, 2008
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hawaii
@halemikale: At least it wasn't telling you that your dead father was waiting for you in the lobby with a cryptic message about going back.
11:50 AM June 21, 2008
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hotdogsladies
"Chipotle" is the new "ciabatta." Which is to say it's now a noun used in the names of fast food items that evoke emesis.
10:48 AM May 31, 2008
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hotdogsladies
I hope Twitter listened; this 1-day protest has clarified the dire consequences of denying pompous white men a scalable narcissism platform.
09:59 PM May 21, 2008
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NemesisVex
would also like to contribute to the rehab fund of the crack-smoking engineer who handles Ala Moana's traffic flow.
02:45 PM May 08, 2008
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hotdogsladies
CAPS LOCK IS A HATE CRIME AGAINST PEOPLE WITH EYES
04:39 PM April 06, 2008
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hotdogsladies
I used to hate cutesy t-shirts about how having kids makes you stupid and crazy. Now I hate them even more because they're fucking right.
02:53 PM March 30, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Walgreens did not have a *single* solid chocolate Christ. Thanks for ruining my daughter's first Easter, assholes.
06:59 PM March 18, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Instead of blowing $4K on one hooker, I'd hire 500 $8 hookers. Sure, they'd be weaker, but I'll bet we could still take down an Applebee's.
08:02 AM March 12, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Fucking LOST made me cry. Jerks.
10:03 AM February 29, 2008
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omarg
Wondering what Pizza Hut's new Crunchy Cheese Crust pizza tastes like? I'll save you $12: it takes like buttered ass. Not crunchy, either.
09:17 PM February 20, 2008
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