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lonelysandwich
If you would clarify for me whether the FAIL was epic or massive, it would really help me discern whether you're an idiot or an asshole.
06:36 PM July 06, 2008
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meranduh
i hate cleaning. i fail at adulthood.
02:45 PM June 29, 2008
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couch
Rest in my arms, sleep in my bed, there is a design, to what I did and said.
01:23 AM June 28, 2008
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ryansholin
My hyperlocal sinus infection appears to be developing an interactive map in my left ear. It's drilling down.
10:01 AM June 27, 2008
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melmcbride
the Awesome Highlighter >> Highlight text on web pages: Awesome Highlighter lets you highlight t.. http://tinyurl.com/39nlwv
12:36 PM June 24, 2008
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jemimakiss
Who, exactly, started saying "going forward"? Jargon FAIL.
05:36 PM June 20, 2008
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hotdogsladies
96.3% of college-educated Americans will be wooed by any hard-to-prove statistic that defies conventional wisdom.
08:32 AM June 09, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Getting "fewer" versus "less" right is a huge turn-on. Yeah, I'll own that.
08:03 AM June 02, 2008
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hotdogsladies
I'll bet it's hard for Ben Linus to get decent insurance.
09:12 AM May 30, 2008
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jdickerson
Harry Potter made my daughter wake in fright last night. Upside: we’re off princess obsession which will make her wake in fright in 20 years
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08:50 AM May 30, 2008
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couch
I'd like to see Barack Obama on Brightkite. At least while campaining. Map view of visited places would be pretty awesome.
02:27 PM May 26, 2008
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jemimakiss
My Mum is a legend. She just said David Cameron has "the unused face of a characterless man."
03:30 PM May 25, 2008
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jemimakiss
Om Malik just described Twitter as "the service that embodies our narcissism". [Shifts uncomfortably in seat...]
02:40 PM May 23, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Listening to NPR hosts talk about sports is like watching cats try to play chess. Adorable.
05:43 AM May 22, 2008
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timbray
There are those who are way more interesting on Twitter than in real life. Brevity ftw.
01:33 PM May 21, 2008
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StephenTColbert
We're America the Beautiful, not America 'Well, At Least She Has a Great Personality'.
11:56 AM May 17, 2008
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AllieG
@blandanomics I sometimes forget that there is no Ctrl-Z in real life. As in, I instinctively feel like I ought to use that after a mistake.
11:52 AM May 13, 2008
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Blandanomics
ever wish you could just hit "mark all as read" on life?
11:46 AM May 13, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Clinton's effort to seat delegates from Florida and Michigan will be led by her campaign's new "Director of Reality Revision," Bill Buckner.
04:41 PM May 12, 2008
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cshirky
@chasing I wish Twitter felt more like an open conversation instead of a bunch of mostly disconnected monkey testicles. Oh, and congrats!
02:58 PM May 12, 2008
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