President-Elect John’s Favorites

	hotdogsladies Pro Tip for Retailers: Once your "GRAND OPENING" sign is unreadable from years of mildew and pigeon leavings, consider getting a new one. 1:45 PM Jul 21st from web
	hotdogsladies Easy, now. Slow down, ladies -- there's _plenty_ of Linux phones for everybody. 9:26 AM Jul 18th from web
	ShooflyPie Thank you homemade Tivo. You make having a life easier. 6:12 PM Feb 21st, 2007 from web
	ijustine ...I didn't really get arrested. That's called a joke? :P 4:41 PM Jan 25th, 2007 from txt