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tithonium "Business owner"? is that higher or lower than community organizer? 7:45 PM Oct 2nd from twitterrific

tomcarmony Carrying The Boy back to bed just now, for some reason, he looked to me like a clean-shaven, husky, Law & Order era Vincent d'Onofrio. 11:12 PM Sep 18th from web

tithonium Masochists are annoyingly difficult to punish. 11:02 AM Jul 21st from twitterrific

lonelysandwich The dock for the 3G is so sexy I wanna take it behind the middle school and quote 30 Rock with it. 3:50 PM Jul 17th from web

lisasho Boss' 13yo daughter: "KEXP is for old people who think they used to be cool." 12:40 PM Jul 15th from web

ladywolfdracula @joeytrimmer the defenestration of prague, because it's the only historical event with defenestration in the title 11:13 AM Jul 4th from web in reply to joeytrimmer

fedge Since when did "checking the backups" become a euphemism for ripping a few in the server room? Since just now, that's when. 11:04 AM May 19th from TwitterFox

lonelysandwich Just had brunch next to Meredith from 'The Office'. I had eggs benny. She had mimosas, a piñata, and only like one line this whole episode. 1:23 PM May 3rd from web

StephenTColbert Oedipus had a great sex life before he started asking questions. 9:46 AM Apr 26th from twhirl

lonelysandwich I didn't speak to the guy next to me the whole flight. But our knees connected on a deep philosophical level and are now Facebook friends. 3:40 AM Apr 26th from PocketTweets

paige Andrew Lloyd Webber night on Idol. Even the Bush Administration defines that as torture. 1:13 PM Apr 22nd from web

lonelysandwich @EffingBoring Re: http://tinyurl.com/2y5bse I think that's 'mime' which may be the exact opposite of irony (which hadn't been invented yet). 7:26 PM Apr 17th from web in reply to EffingBoring

kevinrose heading to live taping of Internet Superstar @ Ad:Tech conference. Then din w/ @drtiki @jayadelson @dlprager @kentnichols and @garyvee 3:37 PM Apr 17th from twitterrific

brentsimmons Some farts sound exactly like a bird flying into a glass window. 10:18 AM Apr 17th from twitterrific

fedge @joeytrimmer That's because you have to sign up with FriendFind first. FriendFind finds all your friends' feeds and funnels them into... 10:33 PM Apr 16th from twitterrific in reply to joeytrimmer

BarackObama In Philadelphia, PA. Debating tonight on ABC. Watch the debate at 8pm ET/PT and 7pm CT/MT. Text your thoughts to 62262 after. 3:17 PM Apr 16th from web

lonelysandwich Dodging responsibility is a full-time job (and a thankless one at that). A procrastinator's work is never done. 8:56 AM Mar 24th from web

lonelysandwich Just picked up dog poo with a bag from the Apple store. Man, they really understand the user in Cupertino. 9:04 PM Mar 20th from PocketTweets

hotdogsladies .Mac: "Uh oh fart." Me: "Did you fart, .Mac? Did you fucking fart?" .Mac: "Fart" Me: "How can you stand it?" .Mac: "Ten minutes to Wapner." 9:23 AM Feb 13th from web

vpieters finding cool color combinations is never a problem for me. Applying them correctly is another thing... 5:56 AM Jan 31st from web

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