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A wise move by Kirk Cameron would be to captivate tweens in High School Musical-esque fashion by filming Rapture 2: Apocalyptic Boogaloo.
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I admire the pirates vigor, but I fail to see how hijacking 7 ships in the off-season will help them contend for a title next year.
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Expired: Threatening kids w/ a trip to the wood shed
Tired: Threatening to sell them on eBay
Wired: Threatening to drop them off in Nebraska
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Wow, I can order Domino's from my Tivo?!?
The only way this could be more worthless is if they also let me order GOLDTOE® socks & regret.
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@gretchasketch please see - http://twurl.nl/4u0d27
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Personally, I think the founders of Nantucket and the creator of limericks were in cahoots.
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Nickelback's societal role is vital as they provide strippers more than the usual Kid Rock or Buckcherry songs in which to ply their trade.
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Many years from now, the National Archive will release a document that reveals Pres. Bush's actual exit plan for Iraq was "What, me worry?"
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Spartans sent their young into the wilderness. I put my youngest on the floor w/ Cheetos to fend against a Jack Russel w/ a napoleon complex
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@lindstifa My interpretation of your dream: The stock market won't recover until march.
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More cowbell, indeed.
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Was going to wear my 'SAVE FERRIS' t-shirt to the hockey game but apparently ferris st. Doesn't need saving.
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At UNO vs Ferris St
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@dannyaway I am about 99% sure I'll be making the trip to SXSWi.
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Unbelievable!. Sun to slash 6000 jobs? This economic downturn must be bad if celestial bodies are being impacted.
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I fail to see what therapeutic benefits a traffic calming device has to offer.
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@tonymont awesome. Just send my royalty check to the usual address.
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@bizzybee I'm just guessing here, but was the title of the DVD Kirk Cameron was selling called "Rapture 2: Apocolyptic Boogaloo"?
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Every time he hears the words "President-Elect Obama", Dick Cheney kills a clown.
Related: President-Elect Obama, President-Elect Obama ...
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Nebraska legislators should amend the safe haven law so that anyone who drops off a kid older than 72hrs gets a pack of fives to the larnyx.
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