jodyreale
@sally_satorri That's an Rx for anything, in my book.
| @Jasperblu Even sparkling booze and no pool at all would do. |
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| @dbreakenridge Food and drink together in the same concoction is always smart. |
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| Winding down a day with a cranky-ass kid. Please pass the opiates. |
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| @Jerell just passed my tech bacon exam. And boy, am I full. (Congrats.) |
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| @moldymom I would never joke about bacon. |
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| Considering making bacon-infused vodka so that I can make BLTinis (with tomato juice and lettuce garnish.) |
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| Pointing to my brain and saying, "Yeah, it's a hemi." And then feeling like a douchebag. |
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| Praising Jesus: How the Blogosphere Might Just Resurrect My Tee Shirt Slogan Career http://tinyurl.com/5jafwd |
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| Making new weaponry out of age-old hair gel and lethal gasses. I'm calling it Sarin Dipity |
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| Wondering about rants that start with "In my day..." Dude, are you telling me YOU had a day? Seriously? |
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| Questioning my decision to go on the preschool field trip. Many to-do items piling up. Desk invisible. Send help. Urghghhh... |
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| Cursing the shoes I chose to wear all day. |
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| Realizing that I am a member of what is basically the PTA, and am not sure how I feel about that. |
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| Catching up with an old friend. |
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| @DailyMe Well, you're not hard core unless you live hard core. (According to School of Rock, anyway.) |
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| Being congratulated by the stranger behind me for ordering a salami sandwich for breakfast. He said, "I'm glad I'm not the only one." Srsly. |
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| @hardmantolove What are you, crazy? Because onions make the sandwich! |
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| @hardmantolove Seriously. |
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| If eating a salami sandwich with cheese and onions for breakfast is wrong, I don't want to be right. |
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