my mom is making gingerbread men and i'm listening to christmas music, so i think i will just have tears in my eyes all day long. be warned!
about 14 hours ago from web
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it's that TIME OF YEAR when the world falls in love, every song you hear seems to say
about 15 hours ago from web
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hey texans, are chronic headaches a sign of cedar fever? did i manage to live in central texas for 5 years and just NOW get cedar fever?
3:03 PM Nov 16th from web
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eh, i don't care what you fuckers say, i'm starting the christmas tunes TOMORROW. and i'm going THROUGH NEW YEARS.
10:08 AM Nov 16th from web
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milo's new thing is screaming. he's not upset when he does it, in fact he's VERY HAPPY, but he just loves to scream. love it. not sarcastic.
11:12 AM Nov 14th from web
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the main advantage of having a time traveling husband, of course, is the fact that he will recognize your dream house upon sight.
8:38 AM Nov 14th from web
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glen hansard's voice presses a button in my brain that says: "relax. and then go have sex."
8:05 AM Nov 14th from web
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bought gas for 1.96 today. was disproportionately excited.
3:45 PM Nov 13th from web
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how can so many people whose opinions i otherwise trust like the movie idiocracy? what an awful piece of shit! excellent premise, though.
10:36 AM Nov 12th from web
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can anyone point me to real numbers that show that web 2.0 brand building increases revenue? i get the concept, but don't believe it works.
10:20 AM Nov 12th from web
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just learned the difference between swan pose and pigeon pose. number of years i've been doing yoga: 8.
8:52 AM Nov 12th from web
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would you know if you were a boring person? i'm trying to decide. i don't think you would, considering the success of jon and kate plus 8.
1:43 PM Nov 11th from web
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my family (minus me, thank god) is already getting into squabbles over thanksgiving food. THREE WEEKS AWAY. everyone settle the fuck down.
8:21 AM Nov 10th from web
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my dad just said, "nothing like a good margarita after some bagpipes." completely seriously.
5:10 PM Nov 9th from web
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two homemade pizzas and roasted asparagus ready to eat, but waiting until your partner and baby wake up before you dive in: REAL LOVE.
3:14 PM Nov 9th from web
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i've had a headache all day. two doses of tylenol haven't put a damper on it. now i'm going to the grocery store, where it'll get worse.
1:24 PM Nov 8th from web
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what would you say is the earliest date that it's kosher to start playing christmas music around the house? i'm thinking november 15.
12:26 PM Nov 7th from web
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p.s. we're also replacing "high five" with "hi five," because it's cuter! DFW is gone and jeff is busy, so i'm in charge of grammar.
9:23 AM Nov 7th from web
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