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khopper
Thinking of the brand "Nature's Promise": If nature were stick to a real promise, wouldn't it be "you're going to die and be eaten by bugs?"
1:42 PM Jul 28th from web
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smartasshat
I'm so hungry, watching food turn in the microwave is like seeing a stripper spin around a pole. Its name is Ginger and it's hawt.
10:18 AM Jul 28th from web
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tj
/me seriously thought "scallop fest" was the female version of "sausage factory." i.e. "Went to see Sex & the City... total scallop fest."
10:55 AM Jun 12th from Hahlo
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steviesaf
Today's kids are not getting dumber. We're just teaching them in a stupid, dated way that can't keep up with how they consume information.
7:49 PM Jun 10th from web
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jayrosen_nyu
Saying "blog" when you mean "post" is like saying, "Don't walk, I'll car you over there..." when you mean "drive." It's got to stop.
7:10 PM Jun 10th from web
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matthewbaldwin
Sources: the Obama / Hillary meeting yesterday involved two chairs, a table, a bottle of wine, two goblets, and a phial of iocane powder.
11:32 AM Jun 6th from web
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hotdogsladies
If you think you're miffed _today_, just wait until your protest vote has given away four years of Supreme Court nominees.
9:03 AM Jun 6th from web
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hotdogsladies
"Nixon, Nixon; Jimmy Carter, Watergate, and 1976. Also: Nixon, Watergate; Enemy List; Nixon and 1974. This is Daniel Schorr."
6:20 PM Jun 4th from web
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adm
I know we are having our relationship talk right now, but I just gotta take a second to check Google Reader. And twitter about it.
5:32 PM Jun 4th from web
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willpate
Regarding the recent PR blacklist meme, PR reps need to realize while they may need bloggers, bloggers don't need them like journalists do.
1:43 PM May 16th from web
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jdickerson
When cell phone rang during Bush press conference he gave press an exfoliating stare. Obama faced with same, identifies ringtone! Landslide.
1:17 PM May 16th from web
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